Eat as much as you'd like, on us! (But don't lose your modest reserve).

If there's one thing I can't stand, it's when your company caters for a special occasion, and there's always those jackasses who hardly eat anything. Man, fuck the bullshit. I pig out. I mean, I keep it clean and I'm pretty covert about the whole thing. I don't grab too large of portions, but I go back at least 4 or 5 times during the course of the food being served. Sure, I understand the whole being modest mentality, but why would you ruin a free meal like that?

Also, I'm not talking about particularly formal events, either. In that instance, it's understandable to keep a level of modesty about the whole thing. I'd even go so far as to say eat before hand.

How do you handle the buffet table when your work caters?

How ya doing, buddy?

Speaking of company lunches, I guess they're going to be serving lunch today! I'm excited. Very excited.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

AHH CATERING



So fucking good, this is what they brought us today.

Carne Asada, Pollo Asada, Rice Beans, Flour Tortillas, Chips, Guacamole, and umm... some salsa and lime's. I'm in heaven. Just finished my first plate (the plate you see above) and am going back for seconds...

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

That's why you need to pick up the ganja again, Paco. Why waste free mexican food.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?