I got in trouble because I spilled my drink, Ma'am, can I have another one? *sniffle*

Over-heard some kid saying that to the lady at the counter a couple of hours ago at a local fast food restaurant. He looked to be about 5-years-old, crying, and had a big ass red mark across his face (from being smacked, I assume). I'm assuming that this meant he spilt his drink and was up there to purchase another one.

What would your parents do when you spilled something?

I remember everytime I spilled something from a certain point on in my life (I think it was around 5 or so) they'd kick my ass. No matter where or what it was. It helped me to be less clumsy, though I didn't appreciate the lesson at the time.

And parents, what do you do to your kids when they spill something? Do you punish them severly or let them get away with being a clumsy wreck?

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Why? It's not like they brutalized him. Just a quick smack on the face, I'm sure.

I can't picture them giving him the beatdown for spilling a drink however comedic it may sound.

And come on, you know kids are retarded. They don't pay attention and whoooooop there goes the drink. They need to pay more attention to what they're doing, really.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Lol, that video was pretty fun. That kid had some mean ass ADD.

You're right, though. I don't really plan on using the same techniques that my parents did either. Hitting children isn't always the most effective way to get things done, but sometimes it IS necessary.

I was expecting someone to come out and slap that kid or something, though I wasn't rooting for it. It was cute like a retarded puppy cute.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Muzza

Gah...it makes me feel nauseous thinking about that glass being hurled across the room by my clumsy foot!

See this is why it's good to beat your kids for spilling shit.

I don't feel guilty about anything I've spilled.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by Muzza

I, personally, have never been beaten by my parents, and I'm not psychologically damaged in any way.

I was speaking idiomatically.

What. I didn't mean to sound like I was savaged everytime I did something wrong.

I mean ass kicked in a light-hearted way.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Did you cry after the milk spilt and before your Mother punished you or after?

FELIPE NO