GFF Risk 10: The One Where Tritoch Doesn't Win

He's still under 24 hours. He's got time.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

4 Dice Rolls Idaho

Alright, I'll take Nevada, Washington , and Montana.

Starting attacks with Hawaii. Twice, apparently.

Now I'll try Oregon

aand Idaho to finish

meh

I've already won more rolls than i did all of last game, so it's an improvement

There's nowhere I can't reach.

there's really not that big a difference between this method and the one you guys used to use. If both people were picking numbers close to 50, it was still close to a coin flip anyway. This system might work a little better if it gave the attacker a slight advantage, maybe make the target 4 or 5 instead of 6, but even then, any type of Risk will still require a lot of luck to win, that's just the nature of the game.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

4 Dice Rolls idaho 4

Attacking Idaho.

ok, the dice roller officially hates me.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I knew we should've used cutlery, but nooooo, they said that normal cannonballs would work fine. Silly Nevada desert types don't know how to deal with vegetables at all.

I was speaking idiomatically.

4 Dice Rolls cal 4

I'll start with California.


.... this game is depressing.


tanks to Arizona after that, i guess.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

6 Dice Rolls utah 3

Let's try this one more time.

Got Idaho and New Mexico. Should've expected that i wouldn't get any more, but i tried. EB used.

bah. before the money goes to other people i'll tank Utah.

FELIPE NO

4 Dice Rolls wy 4

I'll start with Wyoming and then Colorado. Not getting my hopes up for more than one win

How i got to being a warlord with rolls like these is beyond me

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

10 Dice Rolls texas

Alright. Let's do this. Buying an Energy Boost and Ninjas. If this doesn't work, so help me.

Attacking Montana, Utah, Wyoming.

... wow. That's new. I'm actually getting somewhere. ummm... I'm not sure what to do now.

Let's try Colorado, South Dakota, and Nebraska.

Actually while I've still got the ninjas, let's buy another EB with KrelEN's money.

let's try Oklahoma and Texas this time...



Awesome. Karmic retribution is in full effect. That's what you get for messing with my tuba wielding ninjas.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

4 Dice Rolls neb 2

Oops, sorry, didn't see that it was my turn.

Attacking Oklahoma, Texas, Nebraska.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

4 Dice Rolls Minnesota

Attacking Louisiana, Arkansas, Mississippi and Minnesota.

What's with my luck lately? This is totally bizarre.

Most amazing jew boots

Why would I think that it was my turn? I clearly wasn't paying attention.

And Zerg, while it's true that Areas and I haven't attacked each other, at this point in the game we still haven't even had that option. There hasn't been any secret alliance, just a lot of luck. Which will probably be going away now, seeing as I have angered the powers that be by taking my turn out of order.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

It would seem that people are generally willing to leave people alone who aren't doing so well. Before my ninja turn I was 5 for 18 on dice rolls.

Granted, only having one border helps a lot as well. That's why I went for the coast.

I was speaking idiomatically.

9 Dice Rolls kentucky

Last turn, huh? okay, here goes. Ninjas and EB again.

Attacking Arkansas, Missouri, Illinois, and Kentucky.

And to finish off my money, tanks to Tennessee.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

If this is in fact the end of the game, the other two will probably get to choose who wins.

Most amazing jew boots

hence the reason they're still alive

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

It just wasn't to be. Between him having more stuff and more money at the end (going after me in the turn order helped too) I just couldn't keep up. While it looks like I have more land, he had all of the little states in the Northeast to help him stay on top.

Congrats Areas.

Jam it back in, in the dark.