Wheel of Fortune

1 Die Roll zing

At this point, getting to keep the money I've got would be nice, because I'm clueless.

I'm not hitting anything helpful. I'll try a D.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Alright, I guess I'll solve, I don't want to push my luck too much...

F*** IT, WE'LL DO IT LIVE!

I have this weird thing about not swearing. Deal with it.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Just going out on a limb here but does anyone else find the double lines confusing?

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

1 Die Roll spin

Some help you guys were.

I'll try an R. (now watch me be equally useless)

FELIPE NO

1 Die Roll lalala i should be in bed

spinning again

N

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

this is going nowhere fast. I'll buy an A.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

1 Die Roll zing

Yes, but it's hardly exciting for the other two to just sit there and wait while I reveal the board one letter at t time.

Bah. never any exciting numbers. I'll try a G.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

1 Die Roll no description

I still feel bad about not letting the other two play, though. WoF isn't supposed to be a single player game. That said I refuse to guess Z just to keep the game interesting for them.

L

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I suppose an I might make things easier. But for some reason I can't shake the feeling that this is all a clever ruse...

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

1 Die Roll spin

Sorry guys, things are nuts right now. Coming home for the weekend never seems to be as relaxing as I hope it will be.

I'll take a P.

I was speaking idiomatically.

1 Die Roll spin

That wasn't as helpful as i'd hoped.

I'll try D.

Most amazing jew boots

2 Dice Rolls million $ spin

It can if i'm greedy.

Drat, i have to go. I'll be back to spin for my million this afternoon.

EDIT: oops, sorry, forgot about this. I'm going to assume 1 is the million.

And there was much rejoicing.

I'll take a Y.

FELIPE NO

Well that's just depressing.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

1 Die Roll second spin

Poor Sonic just can't hold on to a turn.

Hmmm... I'll try an N

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Right, let's try not to screw this one up.

I'll buy an A.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

1 Die Roll spin

i'll just keep spinning until i fail again

I'll try R.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

1 Die Roll spin

Unfortunately, I'm still clueless about the puzzle.

I'll hope there's a D.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

1 Die Roll spin

Just picking away... I guess I'll try L this time.

I was speaking idiomatically.

1 Die Roll spin

I came back to check if it was still my turn and it turns out we've gone through an entire rotation. Figures.

Let's try a G. (something in my gut tells me this isn't good idea, but i'm too tired to care)

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I'll take an S.

FELIPE NO

I'm not sure about this, but it fits...

STEPHEN KING'S THE STAND

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

1 Die Roll bonus points

how exciting.

I'll take C, P, V, and O.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I'd better not, I can't see anything other than HOME APPLIANCE fitting in that puzzle...

Nope, I keep trying, but I can't fit in anything else that makes sense.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

It was a lot more like the real show than my game, and it worked well. I'll sit the next game out though, I've played or run all of the games so far so i'm taking a break.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I just now realized that i haven't failed to "win" a game yet.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?