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Killy · Local time: Jun 26, 2006, 09:10 AM

First, I'd load my P90 and smack the elephant in the face with a lead-shower of 50 rounds of 5.7x28mm ammo. Not that it would help, but that's just to give it a hint of what is to come.

Then I'd spinkick it in the face. This should slow it down. Then I'd use my guile to disguise myself as a cardboard box. The elephant will slowly bleed to death - and I'm off to the nearest bar, having a beer.

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Killy · Local time: Jun 27, 2006, 01:30 PM

Originally Posted by DarthSavior

86 times before it broke down.

Ok, so that's 1 full clip + an additional 36 shots with my P90.

And then another 3 rounds. I still won't have to use more than 2 clips. Emptying the clip takes less than 10 seconds, reloading takes about 5, and emptying more than half the second clip takes less than 10 seconds too, so if I'm slow - that'll take me about 25-30 seconds tops. How far away is the elephant and how fast is it charging at me?

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Killy · Local time: Jun 27, 2006, 11:25 PM

Originally Posted by Jiraiya

Obviously they were not using a strong round, an a peashooter like a P90 wouldnt help. It'd have to be one of those old huge ass English rifle rounds. An M60, which shoots a .306 if Im not mistaken, or a .308. That would do the job, send tracers into the fucker.

If I had nothing, Id probably run. They are fast but what else can you do. Unless you go GTA and steal and car and all that jazz.

.308 to be precise, but you don't understand - the P90 is just used to soften it up! The kick'll take care of the rest.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.