I drew some ugly kid.

I don't know shit about art.

I used to love to smudge around oil pastels and make it look sort of like some of my friends.

I tried it again for the first time in many many years.

I smudged out some creepy/ugly kid.

I didn't make him up. But, I can't figure out who he is. Thanks for nothing, internet.



I kind of like it.

Is it ridiculous to be 27 years old and want to give your mom your scribbles for a birthday gift?

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Thanks, you two. I want to start training my hands to do what I want them to do. In preparation for a future stroke.

One ugly smudged out face at a time.

Now do you think it would be an act of retardation to throw a bow on it and give it to my mom next weekend?

Or is that the equivalent of a popsicle stick and glitter picture frame with my report card in it?

"Here, Mum, Something for the fridge. Fuck you and your 47 years of life."

There's nowhere I can't reach.