This Wednesday scientists will work to recreate the big bang

First time I heard about this at all, what time do they even plan on "Turning it on" ? I mean I'd like to be asleep when it happens rather then out doing my job... Zzzzzzzzz....

In all seriousness though, a black hole? Our own sun doesn't even have the power to make one when it's life ends haha, maybe we'll just blow our planet into obilivion, much more likely lol

and blowing things up underground? Who's brilliant idea was that? I hope they have vents or something to release the pressure without collasping the rest of the land above it, if they're trying to hide it, even though it might be small, it sounds pretty powerful... Maybe it'll be the end of them, but I doubt the end of us.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Well I'm not a scientist, I only know what I read, that's obvious, so you're right, but I don't like to read the ground I stand on might not be there tomorrow.

There's nowhere I can't reach.