I used to drink tequilla...

Damn, I've got a few. First bout of alcohol abuse was at the tender age of 15 when I first started going out into town. I got a bottle of Vodka bought for me and seeing as I had no mixer to, er, mix with it (and because I had never tried it), I went through it on my own in about half an hour. The others were sharing their booze and may or may not have had a carton of juice with them, I can't remember. I also can't remember what happened after that. But I do know that I ended up in the bowling alley. I had apparently heaved up in the toilets, and was sitting down with some of my mates in the back section of the place. The owner came up to us and said something like; "If I find out any of you has been sick in the toilets, I'll ban the lot of you!" With that he turned round and walked away oblivious to me heaving up some more into a massive white ashtray. I was in that bad a state my younger brother had to carry me home.

I swore off Vodka for a good few years after that. It feels strange saying that only one bottle knocked me out, but like I said I was only 15 at the time...

Anyway I'll follow up later with my 18th B'day Balls-up. Woop.

Jam it back in, in the dark.