Why not legalize prostitution?

I am a conservative. I see nothing really wrong with prostitution. I am sorry if someone has already said this, as I am far too lazy to read all that crap that people wrote. Why is it we can pay people to have sex with EACH OTHER... and TAPE IT, but we can't pay someone to have sex with you and NOT tape it. As long as there were not a lot of hookers walking the streets at night, and they had their own 'houses of ill repute', screw it, let them make a living however they deem necessary.

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I would also like to add (without using the edit button for my previous post) that prostitutes make excellent firewood, as do homeless people.

Jam it back in, in the dark.