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Originally Posted by MeTaL_oRgY
How to say "Wanna be my girl" to an emo? haha.
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write the following in blood:
will you go out with me? (circle one)
[yes] [no]
seal it in an envelope with a pentogram sticker and maybe some tears if you can muster it.
I would advise against it though. most girls are emotional enough as it is when dating someone, just imagine how melodramatic and bipolar this girl is going to be... and the cling factor! after you dump her, her friends will stalk you everywhere like a shadow of bad hair and black clothes and then they'll convince her the only way to rid herself of this ETERNAL "DEPRESSION" is to make a voodoo doll of you and purge her sadness by stabbing its eyes out while listening to avril lavinge and other top 40 artists that sing about those stupid stupid boys that always break their tarnished unmendable aortic pumps.
it's your call.
I really hope you aren't one of those real life white knight types.
Jam it back in, in the dark.