Fireworks

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A man suffered internal burns when he tried to launch a rocket from his bottom on Bonfire Night.

Dumbass.

Here, fireworks come under the jurisdiction of local governments here. Houston bans them entirely within its city limits (except for professional displays), and sales in Harris County are (as I recall) curtailed during other times of the year, and illegal use of them carries a hefty fine. All use may be illegal within the county, despite the sales permission; I don't recall. Maybe I should review my local fireworks laws.

Can't say I disagree with that, since some dumbass screwing up on the Fourth of July could result in wildfires here.

Jam it back in, in the dark.