Proper English

You're more tolerant than I am. Three lines in and I would have been tempted to go through my monitor and impale the person on the other side with a javelin through the eye. Anybody messages me with that crap and I give eem a few lines in before I hit the block button.

I mean really, is it too hard to typeout a coherent sentence? Nobody really gives a rats ass about a few typos here and there, but when your AIM conversations start to look like secretary shorthand somethings wrong.

What really chaps my ass though isn't necessarily internet speak (though I will admit that the example in question posted annoys the hell out of me). What REALLY chaps my ass is ebonics.

Ebonics is just f'in lazy. A few weeks ago some kid was talking to me and I had to ask him twice to repeat himself cause he darn near sounded like he was speaking in tongues.

The entire concept behind it is asinine and shamefull that kids <b>and<b> adults cant be assed to learn proper english.

Jam it back in, in the dark.