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Originally Posted by OctoberOmicron
WHAT FUN TO HAVE PETS THAT CATCH BALLS. I was just throwing a ball for the dog at my place. Threw one too close to a wall and the dog just slid and slammed head first into the wall. Clumsy, uncoordinated fucking animal.
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YOU FAIL AT LIFE GOOD SIR. >8(
These are my two dogs Duke and Duchess.
In all honest OO, I do have to agree with you. I've had smart dogs before but Duchess (the one in white) can be pretty damn stupid when she wants to be.
Best example: One day I was outside and decided to toss a tennis ball. The ball was larger than most, I dont remember why, and it had been outside for a long time and had lost most of its cover.
I picked it up, tossed it at her, her eyes turned into HUGE saucers and she ran off at Mach 10 yelping like wild lighning. So I pick up the ball and chase her trying to calm her down, right?
I toss the ball and this crazy ass dog, manages to SQUEEZE HERSELF through a tight hole in the face and runs off down the street just going "YIPE YIPE YIPE YIPE YIPE!!!!!!" as loud as she can scream. I guess I should feel bad for laughing but I damn near keeled over in laughter at that incident.
Duchess returned 3 days later: hungry, looking all kinds of scraggly, and sitting on my front porch. I pull out the ball 2 days later and she does it all over again, except now she cringes and crouches into a ball whenever I come near her whether I'm holding the tennis ball or not... XD
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