My big brother was HELLACIOUSLY pissed off at my sister in laws cousin and was
INCREDIBLY angry at the time, which resulted in this:
"If that lazy, no-account, shit-eating, cum guzzling, donkey faced asshole faggot motherfucker walks into my house and whines about that shit one more time I'm gonna take my foot and ram it so far up his ass that it'll pop out the other side of his dick until he...he..."
**My bro sudedenly stops. Long drawn out pause as we both just look at each other, myself with my eyes bucked open and both of us just kinda standing there staring in shocked silence as he has no idea how to properly conclude this insult.**
Commence a stream of laughter between the both of us that didn't end for what seemed like 20-30 minutes.
Jam it back in, in the dark.