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| View Poll Results: Which is most attractive to you? | |||
| Tall (5' 8" and above) and Fat. |
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0 | 0% |
| Tall and shapely. Like a giggly tummy but wide hips and big breasts) |
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9 | 25.71% |
| Tall and athletic |
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9 | 25.71% |
| Tall and thin |
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7 | 20.00% |
| Average (5'3" to 5'8") and Fat |
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1 | 2.86% |
| Average and shapely |
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17 | 48.57% |
| Average and fit |
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22 | 62.86% |
| Average and thin |
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9 | 25.71% |
| Short (below 5'3) and fat |
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2 | 5.71% |
| Short and shapely |
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13 | 37.14% |
| Short and athletic |
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9 | 25.71% |
| Short and petite |
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9 | 25.71% |
| Black/ brown hair, Brown eyes |
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19 | 54.29% |
| Brown hair, green / hazel eyes |
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15 | 42.86% |
| Blonde hair, blue eyes |
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8 | 22.86% |
| Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 35. You may not vote on this poll | |||
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For Science!: The comprehensive guide to feminine attractiveness.
Peeack and I were chatting last night and the topic turned to what gets our motors running as males. He discussed his liking of curvy women -soft, a bit of belly fat and voluptuous womanliness- while I began to deliniate my preference for petite women with flat stomachs and nice 'muffin butts'. I also discovered, that both of our preferences for facial characteristics lies outside the 'norm' that is peddled by hollywood. Indeed, I've met many women in person who I feel are much more attractive than these people we always see on TV. Truthfully, personality factors into this equation as well but aside from this, there is always something that makes a guy's heart skip a beat.
The purpose of this thread is to discuss what makes women hot, for science! Posting guidelines. i) No creepy crap. I don't care if you're emo, try to be as clinical as possible. void melodramatic and sexually suggestive terms that would label you as a sexual miscreant or pervert. Keep it clean. ii) ABSOLUTELY NO PORN. Be tasteful. Also, please don't break the tables iii) Please complete all the fields and post a well thought out response. I'm going too a huge amount of work to put this together and I'll be pissed off if it is taken lightly. Besides, I really don't want it in the sewers. iv) I would like this to be an enlightening and enriching experience for people. Ladies can take the tests and answer the questions but please do not insult other people's preferences. It has been my experience that women are the harshest judges of the physical apperances. I've heard women call eachother ugly or butch when these girls are obviously attractive to members of the opposite sex. Don't knock eachother or mock guys (and gals) who like fatties or sticks. We all have our tastes and if everybody liked the same thing, nobody would end up with someone they were ultimately happy with. Any posts which do not follow these guidelines will be deleted. If you find a post you are unhappy with, please report it. There are four parts to this thread, all of which are part of the process of self discovery. If you aren't willing to go through the steps, please don't post at all. 1) The poll. Which out of these discriptions do you prefer? 2) Post 2 - 5 pics of girls that you find super attractive. Obviously post smaller pics if you wish to post more. Don't break the tables. All clothing should be safe for work. No suggestive pics, please. Examples: ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() 3) Take these tests and post your scores. * tests are requirements. The rest are just for fun. NSFW is not safe for work and may contain softcore porn. You've been warned. *Tits, Ass and Cuteness test. *Your type of girl test. * The Beautiful Face test. (some gross / disturbing pics) How Low are you Sex Standards The Perfect type of Girl NSFW The Bootyology test *Your Love Language For fun: The Ass Identification test. Can you tell if it’s a girl or guy? NSFW Do you go for face or body test. For Fun. Chubby chicks do best *sewers rated* Would you hit it? Last, for fun. SUP VG LAWL 4) Post a brief discription of what sort of personality you like in a woman. eg: I like a woman who is confident, sweet and fun. Someone who is sensitive and is willing to put up with my inane sillyness. I think it is attractive when a girl is clean and eloquent in her speach, avoiding unnecessarily colorful speech. Jam it back in, in the dark. ![]() ![]() |