When driving, what gets the most in your nerves?

Originally Posted by Encephalon

Try opening those squinty slits you call "eyes", you slope...

What are you talking about? Megalith has eyes as big as the earth.



The weather this year has been particularly bad for driving. The constant freezing and thawing caused many of the roads to heave, turning the normally smooth streets into washboards. Anyway, there is the huge bump on the parimeter highway where the railroad tracks cross to an oil refinery. I was driving, doing about 65 or 70 (115 kph) but predictably slowed down considerably (to about 35) when this dumbass who was behind me got closer and closer behind. He was tailgating so close behind that first his headlights disappeared, followed by the hood of his car. All I could see behind me was this faggot glaring out of his window.
I gathered he'd never been down the highway before because when his car went KAWUMP after mine all of the sudden he hit the breaks and backed right off. I guess it never occured to him that I was slowing down for a reason.

Other story from yesterday, I was heading home from Stupid Store (superstore) and I had 4 lanes of traffic to cross in a block. Anyway, I shouldercheck and there is the Bmer behind me in the lane to my left. I signal and the dumbass piles on the gas and blows past me in that lane. Why is it that in winnipeg, turning your signal on means "SPEED UP" to anyone in the lane beside you. Somehow, the kindergarden lunch line mentality has transfered over to driving. What a bunch of philistines.

How ya doing, buddy?