Strangers in the Alps (GFF Settlers of Catan)

I've always wanted to bend Frank over. This might be my chance. I'm in.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Alright, here we go. Settlement on 5,5,8 with road going southeast as well.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Can I do the 9,4 (wheat), port. Is the port brick or lumber, can't tell from the picture. Also my road will go west!

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I'm going to buy a development card as well, but I'll hold off doing anything until I know what it is.

Hyde you'd better be glued to this thread. >=[

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I knew about the dice, but I didn't want to roll until I knew what I was gonna get. I'll just build a road going west. That'll be it. End Turn.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Hyde, correct! No worries about the dice. For clarity though, are we rolling ourselves now? In the op it says you're rolling for us.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Ain't got no sheep for you, whitey.

FELIPE NO

Or at least take your turn!

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

2 Dice Rolls Die #2

Gonna roll first, see what happens.

I'll give an ore for a grain. That's an iron for a wheat. Anyone? Looking at you, specifically, Rasputin.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

You drew one with my roll. Why do you hurt me with your lies. =(

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Alright, building a road southwest and weeping bitterly at the starving plight of my people.

end turn

How ya doing, buddy?

From the 4/9. Along the coast. Sorry about that.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Hey quick question. Do cities have any effect on ports?

How ya doing, buddy?

2 Dice Rolls Die # 2

Gonna roll, see what's what.

what.

what.

So Plarom, want an iron for a wood?

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Sweet, that gives me a sheep and wood. Use my year of plenty to draw grain and brick then build a settlement on grain port, 4, 6.

After that I can't do jack, so end turn.

FELIPE NO

I've been wanting to do that since I saw that red bandana in your back right pocket. <3

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Go Raspy, you're up.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

By red you mean orange?

There's nowhere I can't reach.

2 Dice Rolls Die #2

Either way, gonna roll now.

Also in any case, I don't have anything I can do and nothing I'm willing to trade, unless someone wants to use either of my ports for any 1 resource I'll end turn.. ie. give me 2 brick and a resource of your choosing and I'll give you whatever you want in return.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Frank, it's all you baby.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I've got that two brick port if you want to give me two brick and any other resource, I'll give you a wheat. Three for one's the best I can do. =(

I was speaking idiomatically.

2 Dice Rolls Die # 2

Thank you Plarom, by the way!

I need wheat, but the chances of anyone trading it are slim, so I will roll.

And now I'll end turn.

Most amazing jew boots

Can't do it mang =(

How ya doing, buddy?

PLAROM GOOOOOOOO

How ya doing, buddy?

Plarom, I'll give you sheep for a brick.

Jam it back in, in the dark.