How do you tip?

20% minimum. One time this other couple was giving this server a ton of shit for a long wait which turned out to be the kitchen's fault. They didn't tip her. Also they were enormously fat, and furry so I tipped her 200% of mine.

I like to feel like a high roller, and I imagine it makes people feel nice too so you know, win-win.

Also 50% if they're hot.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Quote:

12. Treating a server like a SLAVE because we are serving you is the quickest way to get the worst service you ever thought possible. We are people too and you are no better than me. I don't give a fuck what you do.

The tone of this one struck me. Yeah, common decency and all, but I am the customer. You're not doing me a favor. It's your fucking job.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I can't agree to that. He's a whiny faggot who can't and doesn't deserve to get a different job.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.