$600 Tax Rebate: What will you do?

I spent 2 grand over the last few weeks, what with travel, and the car and so forth. This'll go straight to that.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Depends on the last two of your social. 00-20 are supposed to get it May 2. 21-75 at some point, and 76-99 on May 12.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Sass, what's your source? I browsed through a few links and found two charts both of which had different numbers. The last was usgov.about.gibberish, so I figured it was decently accurate maybe-ish?

But that chart had the first checks going out May 9, and the last deposits being received May 12, with July 4 being the final check.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I think the $300 is for people under the reportable threshold or on benefits or something.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I had my tax refund direct deposited. The last two digits of my social are 02. I still haven't received my stimulus payment. I used their "Where's my economic stimulus payment?" tool and it tells me it's being issued on May 7th, and if I haven't received it by June 4, call and ask because they won't do anything before then.

Now I've got cocaine and a girl with nice tits and no bills to snort with.

Thanks U.S.

How ya doing, buddy?

Wait, GFF's out of money already!? It'd better have been strippers, Miles.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?