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View Poll Results: How often do you BATHE? | |||
Every day~! I'm healthy! |
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125 | 71.02% |
More than once a day! I work out or get dirty easily and need to clean up! |
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20 | 11.36% |
Once every two days! I don't stink too bad. |
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22 | 12.50% |
Once every 3 days! I push the envelope! |
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4 | 2.27% |
Once every 4 or 5 days! I'm fucking disgusting! |
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0 | 0% |
Once a week! My skin is green! |
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2 | 1.14% |
Once a month! ARG! |
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1 | 0.57% |
Whenever I can smell myself! |
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1 | 0.57% |
Whenever someone else can smell me! |
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0 | 0% |
I'm Mexican, what the fuck is a shower? |
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1 | 0.57% |
Voters: 176. You may not vote on this poll |
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I usually don't begin to feel really dirty myself for several days, so the regular showering is just for everybody else. If I'm not going to be interacting with anyone, there is no need. When I DO feel dirty, then I clean myself, and I think I take a greater pleasure from that, because it's not just a routine feeling of clean, but almost like a purification. The normal functions of life just take up so much time (and resources) that could be spent doing more interesting things.
Jam it back in, in the dark. |