Aww damn... Get off me bitch!

Being able to touch my boyfriend while in public would be nice. In the same way that everyone here seems to support. Since that's generally frowned upon, everytime I see a straight couple together being even remotely affectionate with one another, it annoys me. Breeder oppression is sad. =(

Although, while on the metro I saw this girl with cute hair who was basically glued to what I presume to be her boyfriend. They were kissing, then she slid her hand underneath his sweater, and then beneath the waistband of his pants. That was so over the top I couldn't get angry about it. I tried, and then I burst out laughing. I couldn't stop. I laughed all the way to my metro stop. Meanwhile she removed her hand from beneath his pants, and just let it rest between his legs. It still makes me laugh.

Jam it back in, in the dark.