Strangers in the Alps (GFF Settlers of Catan)

well shit, that wasn't very well thought out.

No worries man, I'll do it anyway. Hyde, two brick for a wood, wood to raspie for a sheep.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Oh baby, I like that roll. Plarom you done?

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

sheep, wheat, brick, wood. There you go.

I think log cabins when I think settlements. You know, no metal involved.

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Yeah, I'll take some wheat =o

You want wood? Brick? Sheep? What?

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I will do that for you.

Iron it is, for a wheat.

FELIPE NO

Hyde, I need to confirm what exactly I have now before I take my turn. =/

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

2 Dice Rolls Die 2

building two roads: southwest 4,9, desert and then southeast 9,10, desert.

buying a dev card

Additional Spam:
Now I'm gonna roll.

Now I'm going to do 4:1 sheep for a brick and build two more roads southwest 10,5,desert, and then southeast 10, 5, 2

Ending turn

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Got nothin' for nobody.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Then do so. I burn for resources. Give me more. MOar.

How ya doing, buddy?

I'll give you ore for wheat.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I don't particularly care one way or another as far as implementation. I think it's a nifty thing and we should give it a try. I do want Rasputin to take the trade and finish his turn though!

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I will take that trade. Give me wood for an iron. But I swear to god if you get road construction and cut off my beautiful road I will hunt you down and hurt you.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

No, no bricks, sorry. =(

FELIPE NO

You mother fucker. You utter mother fucker. You god damn cunt licking piece of shit.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

2 Dice Rolls diiiie again

=o

I didn't even think about the possibility of what you just did. I can't express how much I wish I could hurt you right now. =(

First thing I'm doing is playing my soldier and moving the black man onto Plarom's 8 wheat because seriously fuck that dude, and if he has a card left, I'm taking it. If not I'm still putting on his wheat, because seriously fuck that dude.

Then I'm rolling.

With my newly acquired sheep, I'm building a settlement on 5,10, desert.

Then I'm waiting to see what I got from Plarom.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

This is a good spread for me. Resources available to me on 4,5,6,8,9,10 rolls. I'm really banking on the 5's though huh. Damn. Still waiting on what I stole from Plarom.

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Well, yes, actually, now that I've crunched some numbers it looks like Plarom's got jack shit to steal, at least before my roll. So...Hyde, you should fix that up, and otherwise I reckon I'm ending my turn.

How ya doing, buddy?

3-1 trade skex, if you want to give me three brick for wood. Or two brick and a sheep for wood.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

plarom, what can I give you for your iron?

Nothing

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Actually offer rescinded. You can continue your turn as normal.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I have brick and sheep, which do you want?

FELIPE NO

Fair enough, take it. And continue your turn.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

1 Dice Roll *hmm

Dice rolling.

Trading two brick for a wheat, buying a dev card.

Waiting to see what the dev card is before I continue.

How ya doing, buddy?

ENDING TURN

How ya doing, buddy?

Ahaha, eat it you whore. Now quick end your turn!

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.