Strangers in the Alps (GFF Settlers of Catan)

2 Dice Rolls die 2

Alright, trading two brick for an wheat before rolling.

Moving the robber to Raspie's wheat, the southern 9.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Building a city on 8,5,5 and ending turn!

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

If Frank's on the road, is he still playing or what?

How ya doing, buddy?

Did I miss something? Plarom, did Skexis ever respond, or are you playing out Frank, or are we cutting him out and playing a truncated game?

I was speaking idiomatically.

Ain't got no wheat, but I'll let you do a 2-1 in my port for an iron.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Hey man, wheat's a scarce resource. You can't expect a 1-1 trade. I'm giving you a better than 3-1 trade. WHat're your other options?

FELIPE NO

Skex, I can do that for you, on my turn. It's still plarom.

Also, Hyde, you know that I have a city on the 8,5,5 right?

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

I believe we're doing it, you can trade with the turn dude, or the turn dude can trade with anyone, at any point during his turn, and otherwise stfu.

Hyde can correct me if I'm off base on this.

You had fun with Frank?

Most amazing jew boots

I bet there's only like wheat in play right now and that person would probably only trade it for something like 4 victory points.

I'll give you the same offer I'm giving everyone else, two brick + iron and I'll give you a wheat.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Alright, skex baby, let's do that trade. wheat for 2 brick + iron using my handy dandy port o' brick.

Skex, can you just post confirming that you agree to these terms prior to me rolling? <3

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

2 Dice Rolls die 2

rollin'

Additional Spam:
alright, trading two brick for a wheat and buying a dev card.

END TURN

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Do I give you wood, Rasputin?

Why yes! Yes I do! Because it's all I have. <3

I was speaking idiomatically.

I dunno. Maybe Raspie can use my wood. Maybe he was desperately longing for my wood.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

How are you getting ore off an 11? And does that mean it's my turn again?

Hyde's gotta tell me what my dev card is!

FELIPE NO

Hey skex, darling, my turn is after plarom. You go after me. But you've already rolled and stolen from Rasputin. Whatever do we do about this.

HYDE. I NEEEEED YOU.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

2 Dice Rolls Die # 2

I am going to do the rollan then.

Oh sweet lookit that.

Gonna duplicate Skex's actions. =D

That is to say Robber on 10 and stealing from Raspie. Because I can. =)

Jam it back in, in the dark.

ENDING TURN

:3

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Thank you skexis! Oh god, I hope none of you steal from me, because then I could use that grain port that has heretofore been useless and transform it into, like, brick. <3<3<3

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

fuck yeah, love these rolls. <3

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

2 Dice Rolls Die 2

Alright, awesome. Gonna roll first!

Additional Spam:
Alright folks, I've got two wheat for sale. One of these wheats is up for sale at 2:1 as long as one of your resources is a sheep.

The other wheat is up for sale 2:1 as long as you give me a wood.

Finally I'll give an iron for anything (except wheat).

Additional Spam:
At 5pm today the offer's are off the table and I'll continue with my turn.

I was speaking idiomatically.

using soldier to put the robber on Raspie's 9 wheat and then trading two brick for an iron and building a city on 4-9-port then ending turn

I really wanted to trade.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I was asking for anything except wheat dude! But you're the only other guy who has it and I want it so gimme gimme.

FELIPE NO

just recall the robber's sitting on that red wheat.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

no wheat no mo'

Jam it back in, in the dark.

trade for what?

I want sheep.

There's nowhere I can't reach.