Want some more fries, chunky?

I like how $2 is a big deal for larger clothes. Next you'll be complaining that larger portions of food cost more.

Oh.

Call me crazy, but I'm 5'11" and 155 pounds, in great shape since I'm fairly active, and I don't shove burgers and cake down my gullet. My dad is 5'9", 245 pounds, in horrible shape since he isn't very active, and he drinks a ton of beer and drinks gravy from the pot.

Wonder what the deal is.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Tritoch

It's called varying metabolism for one thing. A friend of mine eats triple-decker sandwiches as snacks, is the same height as me, does less exercising, and has trouble keeping his weight above 140 lbs. As for your dad, why is he not dead if he's drinking gravy from the pot and never does anything?

Blah blah blah, metabolism blah blah blah. Gee, haven't heard this one before. Want to increase your metabolism? Get off your ass and start exercising instead of making that bullshit "my metabolism is slower, it's not fair that Lazy Skinny Friend X can chomp on burgers all day and I can't" excuse. Of course it's not fair. It's also not fair that a friend of mine can put in a lot less effort during a workout and gain way more muscle than I. It's genetics. You play with the cards you're dealt and you move on.

Or, you can keep making excuses. But you sure won't get any sympathy from me for having to pay $2 more for clothes.

There's nowhere I can't reach.