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 Member 280 Level 23.39 Mar 2006 
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Here's a valuable lesson I learned about Mormons years ago:
Mormon missionaries: [knock on door] Harell: [opens door, looks nervously at missionaries] Hello? MM 1: Is Consuela home? Harell: Who? MM 2: Consuela. Harell: I'm sorry, but you have the wrong address. MM 1: Well, that's okay. MM 2: We'd like to talk to you about the LDS church. Harell: [decides to lie] Actually, you don't need to tell me anything - I am a Mormon! MM 1: [beaming] Oh, really? MM 2: It's a miracle! [beat] Harell: Yep. MM 1: So, which Ward do you belong to? [beat] Harell: [slams door and locks it] The lesson? Don't lie to Mormons, cause they can smell sin. Better to follow Midna's advice: talk to your girl and get it sorted out now. Maybe you'll get lucky and she'll be a jack-Mormon. How ya doing, buddy?
Last edited by Harell; Mar 5, 2007 at 11:47 PM.
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