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I'm with nadienne. Let your girlfriend dress you, cause you clearly aren't capable of it. =D
EDIT: Seriously though, out of your list the only thing that you really seem to need is the chair. Can't you go out with your girlfriend to the big city (since you say there are no "chair stores" around where you live, I'm assuming you're not in a city) and buy a chair together? Otherwise, how about an Xbox 360? Although maybe you already have one. ![]() Jam it back in, in the dark. |
![]() But if you don't have an MP3 player and can't think of anything else, I guess it's a pretty good gift. =D There's nowhere I can't reach. |