There's this Italian store in the stripmall over from where I work that I went into once. All I wanted was basically a cheese sandwich with marinara sauce and mayo. Firstly, the woman couldn't understand that I didn't want any sort of meat on it. After I finally convinced her, she couldn't understand having both mayo AND marinara sauce on the meatless sandwich. Hardest day of her life.
When Quiznos first came out with their flatbread pizzas I decided to give it a try. There wasn't a vegetarian option, and the girl was dumbfounded when I asked for one, so I asked her to make me a pepperoni, minus the pepperoni. Honestly stood there for ten minutes trying to explain that to her.
One of my favourite sandwiches is peanut butter, cheez wiz and strawberry jam. Together. And that's just the beginning.
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The strangest food in the world has got to be CHEESE! Yes, there I said it. How can white people just eat blocks of cheese and like not throw up??? It's disgusting, the smell, the texture, the taste.
The strangest thing is the volume of cheese you white people eat, it's on EVERYTHING! Meat, bread, grain, i can't think of a single thing you white people don't put cheese on.
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I consume inhealthy amounts of cheese. It must be because I'm white.
Jam it back in, in the dark.
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