The Military.

I'm enlisted with the United States Marine Corps but I'm not technically a Marine yet I'm in the Delayed Entry Program and I probably won't be sent to bootcamp until around September or October. I can't wait until I get to go I've been waiting my whole life for this. This may sound kinda weird but I really wanna go to Iraq and kick some insurgent ass it'll sure beat the hell outta going to College.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I'm going to Parris Island I'll see ya on the other side. Semper Fi brotha.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by SemperFidelis

Oohrah! I'll be there next year or so.

Also, this is an interesting read about the military. They're lowering their standards to accomodate the weaksauce of a youth we have today. It's interesting because a lot of teenagers think they'll screw around in school and just join the military after graduating. Unfortunately, the military is specifically weeding those people out.
http://cnn.netscape.cnn.com/news/sto...23.htm&sc=1152

Hmmm well I guess that's not such a terrible thing since the conduct of the US military is supposedly directly correlated to the values and standards of the U.S as a nation. Like my recruiter Sgt. Marquez said "The reason we have weight restrictions is because we don't want some fat shit Marine guarding an embassy and some fucking German or something walking over and being like HEY!! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?!?!"

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Well I wouldn't be in the DEP if I didn't make the cut.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I respect your opinion but I feel I already got what it takes to get through Bootcamp. I hate to toot my own horn but I do half marathons 13.1 miles so running is no problem for me, I go to the gym and pump some iron whenever I can and on top of that I do Judo/Jiu Jitsu and Karate training. So my goal is to basically go to Bootcamp and prove to myself and everyone else that I'm the best there was and ever will be and then go out and kill some insurgents.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Gumby

If you are that fit, make sure you can do 70-100 pushups, 100-150 situps, and a 3 mile run in 30 minutes. I believe the Marines also test you on pull ups.

You have no idea what it is like over there do you? Geez kid. Either way, best of luck to you. Maybe one of these days we will serve together.

Thanks I'll look forward to serving alongside you.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

But on a more serious note. I've heard stories about guys that go off to Iraq only to have their wives or girlfriends cheat on em or something. It takes a special kinda woman to stay with your man through that kind of thing.

FELIPE NO