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No. Hard Pass. · 12:16 AM

Originally Posted by The Dopefish

Average Boston streetwalker: "Who the fuck is Zdeno Chara?"

The Penguins need to land some d-men or else they'll have another lottery pick next June.

What? Dude, I'm in Boston all the time, and almost everyone I meet is a Bruins fan, and a lot of those are fairly well educated hockey fans. (Educated enough to know how shoddy their ownership is, at least.)

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No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Jul 13, 2006, 05:50 PM

Originally Posted by Fire On Ice

I'm going to kill John Muckler, that's what.

and if boston doesn't know who Chara is, they will soon. He's not one to be missed for very long, if at all.

at 7.5 per season, for five years, with a NTC? Yea, they'll know him as the 6'9" fucker who sank their goddamn team. Chara sucks.

How ya doing, buddy?

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Aug 1, 2006, 11:52 PM

Originally Posted by Wojo

Oh no its ok. I was just stating that it's almost like you and I are the only ones knowing what's going on in the off season.

Oh and Capo I guess but I don't know. Recchi was alright when he was here but god was he terrible on the defense aspect of the game. Didn't he leave Pittsburgh with a +/- of like -30?

No, it's just that some of us are so fucking depressed by what our teams did in the off season that we can't bring ourselves to talk about it.

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No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Aug 2, 2006, 06:13 PM

Originally Posted by Wojo

Haha. Question Deni, do you like the idea of Boston drafting Phil Kessel this off season?

Yes, in that Kessel is a good player. But I'd rather it was last year and they took Phaneuf.

How ya doing, buddy?

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Oct 12, 2006, 11:53 PM

http://www.tsn.ca/nhl/news_story/?ID=180584&hubname=nhl

Go here. Click on highlights. Watch until about halfway through when Phaneuf fucking tears Hamel in half. HIT OF THE YEAR. God I love that man.

I was speaking idiomatically.

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Oct 13, 2006, 05:14 PM

Emery has looked much better than a lot of people expected him to, I think. Also... my god. Phaneuf is a machine.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Oct 16, 2006, 05:50 PM

So, Dope and Wojo, you still gonna be a fan when Crosby is playing for the Halifax Tragically Hips?

FELIPE NO

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Oct 16, 2006, 08:44 PM

Originally Posted by Capo

'91-'92, '92-93 NEVER FORGET.

Unless you actually live in Pittsburgh. Then it's ok to forget, apparently.

Team is moving to Ontario...

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No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Oct 16, 2006, 09:53 PM

Originally Posted by Capo

I do live in Pittsburgh, actually. And there are a ton of Pens fans here. Don't talk shit about something you know nothing about.

Apparently not enough to warrant a new stadium. WHAT?

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No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Oct 16, 2006, 09:55 PM

Originally Posted by Capo

That's not up to the fans.

If you loved your team enough, you could will it to happen. Did you learn nothing from Angels in the Outfield?

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No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Oct 16, 2006, 10:06 PM

Originally Posted by Capo

If only we had Christopher Lloyd on our side.

*heavenly choir*

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No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Oct 19, 2006, 03:07 PM

Originally Posted by Wojo

Haha. Yeah that was a wicked slapshot too. After watching last night, I wouldn't be suprised if Malkin passed up Crosby's rookie season or pass him up this season for that matter.

I think I'll like Malkin better anyway since he won't whine like Crosby does at certain times.

Has anyone started making Crosby-Malkin to Jagr-Lemieux comparisons yet? Because I've been hearing them, and they annoy me every time.

Malking looks good, though. I'll give you guys this. You probably won't be playoff material yet, but you'll have one of the most exciting teams to watch.

How ya doing, buddy?

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Oct 19, 2006, 10:10 PM

I wonder why Kain's mouth has been shut so tight. I wonder if maybe it's because his precious Flyers are smegma.

I was speaking idiomatically.

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Oct 20, 2006, 09:01 PM

And the Flyers lose again. Tsk tsk tsk.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Oct 23, 2006, 02:13 AM

Fuck your football team. Saying you beat the Flyers is like saying you beat a retarded kid at chess.

How ya doing, buddy?

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Oct 23, 2006, 05:16 PM

Originally Posted by Wojo

There is no doubt Philly fans are some of the worst scum on the Earth. Not only do they boo like retards, but they are mean as shit just like you said in that example.

I for one am glad that the Flyers are doing so bad this year. Not just because of the rivalry, but also because of their asshole fans.

Most of their fans are dicks, but personally I'm just glad they suck because I don't like DragoonKain. That guy is a fucking douchebag.

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No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Oct 26, 2006, 02:47 AM

Originally Posted by BZ

Pretty good, but I don't know I have seen the sabres score about 20 goals of their 46 of that caliber already.

Y HALO THAR FANBOY.

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No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Oct 26, 2006, 04:40 PM

Originally Posted by Capo

Well, you did say that the Sabres have scored 20 goals of their goals at at least the caliber of Malkin's goal. Which is impossible.

Not just impossible, it's stupid. I've been watching the Sabres. They're fucking awesome. But to say 50% of their goals have been of the calibre or Malkin's is ridiculous. Next he'll tell us a solid 20% have been as good as Ovechkin scoring from his back. Thus, Y HALO THAR FANBOY.

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No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Nov 5, 2006, 06:39 PM

Originally Posted by Capo

Plus, word on the street (also the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette) is that we'll have a new arena underway sometime in 2007.

Yep, in ONTARIO.

OWNED SO BAD.

Also, Boston finally won another game. At this rate we'll win at least 7 by the end of the season. Man, I'm sure glad we got Chara!

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No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Nov 5, 2006, 07:02 PM

Originally Posted by Capo

http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/06304/734338-53.stm

For those not in the know, though, the Hill District is the worst area in all of Pittsburgh.

HALIFAX PENGUINS.

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No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Nov 5, 2006, 07:15 PM

Originally Posted by Capo

You're just hoping to see the Saskatchewan Penguins.

No, I'd want a team that didn't suck. That or I'd take the Flyers just to piss Kain the fuck off.

I was speaking idiomatically.

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Nov 5, 2006, 08:17 PM

I won't be happy until we see the triumphant return of the Whale to the NHL.

HARTFORD HOW YA DOIN!?

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No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Nov 9, 2006, 12:36 AM

Originally Posted by FreeHooker

Ah, a Sens fan! Just what I needed. PLease, give me the scoop on Alfie!

Umm... he sucks now? Scoop given?

FELIPE NO

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Nov 9, 2006, 03:08 PM

<RonzAtSchool> Deni I thought long and hard about your comment of how Alfredsson sucks in the NHL thread and I crafted the perfect response.

BWAHAHAHAHA.

I was almost in tears I was laughing so hard.

But that doesn't work, Boston fans hate him too.

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No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Dec 5, 2006, 07:02 PM

I brought a vote for Rory sign to an Oilers game. I just think it's awesome. The kid has paid his dues, and it would be awesome to see him there. Hockey is, at the heart, a grassroots sort of sport, and it would be great to see him in there.

What I don't get is how Huet isn't on the ballot. The guy basically leads the league in most goaltending stats. Ridiculous.

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