How to Flirt?

Well, being the nice guy is no way to do it. You need to learn to exude a little sexuality, mate. Go take some latin dancing, learn to talk a half-step closer to her, let your hand trail on her back for just a moment longer than is normal when you walk past her. There's a myriad of little things. My personal favourite is taking the opportunity to get close. Teaching her how to play poker, chess, something, lean over her shoulder and get your lips near her ear as you're looking at her cards/pieces. When you talk, the breath hits her ear. Fuck, just make yourself obvious. Women don't want a pussy. Except a_lurker and Jessy, obviously.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by russ

Remember guy, it's all about confidence. You're the best looking and most charming guy in the world {we all that is inaccurate, because in actuality I am the best looking, more charming guy in the world, but she's never met me and so she doesn't know this}. Keep this in mind if you feel your confidence level slipping.

Russ means SECOND most attractive man. He has sideburns, whereas I clearly have a beard. PWNAGE.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Shin

Being self-confident to the point of arrogance is the way to go. It gets people's attention and makes you more memorable to all the coy, nice-guys out there.

Also, learn to dance properly and smile all the time. Girls much prefer friendly approachable looking arrogant bastards to sultry and mean looking wusses.

Also, don't ever grow facial hair, it makes you look like a gay or a tramp or possibly both in Denicalis' case.

Can we just make out and end all this sexual tension already?

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.