DEAR ASSHOLES WHO WHINE A LOT

Why is anyone still remotely surprised Crash is a boring old man shaking his fist at kids playing on his lawn?

P.S.

Most name changes come out of the thread-that-doesn't-end. Not GFchat.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Crash, when did you decide doing a dullenplain impression was a good idea?

Cause it isn't.

Even a little bit.

It gets even worse when you flat out admit you don't care if other people are having fun, because YOU aren't having fun.

This is less get off my lawn and more get off your lawn. And all lawns in general. In fact fuck you for loving things that are green.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

In what world do you live in Crash where everyone has to agree with you for everything to be okay?

And seriously, how many tantrums is this in the past few months? Three? Four?

Take a deep breath, you're capable of that now, and stop being such a whiny cunt because people have the audacity not to agree with you about unimportant shit.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Crash Landon

It's not the name change issue.

Look, there's just a lot of shit you don't know about. Shit that has nothing to do with Gamingforce. It's not even the Bonesteel's Bitch saga.

Fact is, my life is fucking hell right now and it's all I can do some days to not come completely unraveled at the seams. Sometimes the burden is too much and it spills over onto the internet.

So I'm taking a break from GFF.

Cool. And if you'd said that in a journal entry, we'd all have been sad to see you go, wished you well as we fully realise real life takes precedence over the internet, and welcomed you back when you got shit together.

Instead you snapped at inconsequential shit and stormed off, making you look like a crazy person.

Hope your real life stuff works itself out, and in a speedy manner. Best of luck, Al.

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