[DnD] D&D Discussion & Enlistment (Save Ends)

God, why won't you fuckers die so I can play again?

How ya doing, buddy?

Yeah, now that you mention it.

Jesus, this place is full of faggots and canadians.

Damn.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Did anyone keep up the wiki entries after Shin and I bought it, or did that die out?

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Pangalin

I don't think anybody updated the campaign history since Hargast, so it's lain dormant for quite a while longer than that.

Plus last I heard GFWiki was bugging out and essentially not working right at all.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Please explain to me in what universe playing a psychic plant wouldn't be fucking awesome?

Most amazing jew boots

Yours sounds whiny and gay.

The plant sounds metal.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Whiny, crying emo kids still suck. And teasing me by immolating without dying just makes it worse.

FELIPE NO

You can't be attacked by a spell during a movement phase. It's turn based, remember? So you'd move, get to the end of your movement (especially considering there's no AoO on flowing movement or whatever it's called), and then you'd have lightning cast on you.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Okay, well yeah, interrupts. But I don't think that's what wvlf was asking about. He wanted to know if he could fly at someone and have a wizard cast lit 3 on him.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Lady Shinshin

There's nothing wrong with whiny, gay characters.

There is when you aren't playing it for Comedy there, Bob.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Zerg. Leave your fucking house.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Leave it up to Zerg to be a rulesmonger on a game no one has played in 30 years.

Leave.

Your.

Fucking.

House.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

For the record, I fully support killing zerg.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Pangalin

Killing players in Shadowrun isn't even challenging, though.

You have to work pretty hard to find people smart enough not to die in shadowrun.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

If after that little tirade you think my desire to see you die is irrational, you're completely off your fucking nut.

P.S.

Pang is much nicer than me. Rules nazis like you die in my campaigns the moment they start ruining tone with idiocy. Amazing how often buildings just fall down with you in them.

FELIPE NO

You go to a min-max board for D&D. No one cares what you think.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by Hawkeye

Unfortunately, i'm not even close to being within range. Whatever, I brought this on myself. If i die without getting one turn, depressing though it might be, that's the way things work when you open suspicious-looking boxes to get the game moving somewhere more exciting.

God, why couldn't Zerg have opened the box.

Correct answer: The min-maxing boards recommend against opening all boxes. A 70% box opening strategy reaps greater rewards while ruining all semblance of fun.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

It won't be anywhere near as epic until someone starts in with the ye olde movie and band jokes.

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by Zergrinch

It was much like the playe in sevene partes whiche I'd seen in the town last weekend called Avatare.

Rubbish.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Not that my turn will ever come up within the decade, but if it does, chalk me up for a half-orc monk.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Or a gelatinous cube in a very tricky pose?

I was speaking idiomatically.

The deck? Really Pang?



What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

If you come to the meet next year, I may hug you.

Fair warning.

FELIPE NO

Originally Posted by Zergrinch

Thank you, Denicalis, for alerting me to the potential perils of perusing the Deck of Many Things. I never heard of it before, and wouldn't have thought to check what it was.

Of course using it would be using meta-knowledge and make you a huge douchebag. But that, ironically, would be rather in character for you, wouldn't it, Zerg?



What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by Agent Di Gun Him

I got yo back nigga

Well Garr is dead.

How ya doing, buddy?