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No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Aug 6, 2009, 11:01 PM

Men seem to think women go bat-shit cray because of their hormones all the time...or something. However, in my experience, the worst PMS-like tirades I've seen have been from men. So screw that. That and when men are trying SO hard to differentiate themselves that they have to justify and categorize all female behavior. Equally annoying.

People are people at the end of the day, regardless of sex, for better or for worse.

You left your tampax at the house.

Go back and fetch it, Femmy McTits.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Sep 11, 2009, 09:05 PM

Like a black hole of comedy.

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No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Sep 11, 2009, 09:16 PM

Because if you're not a joke falling flat on its face, then the tragedy is almost more than we can take.

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No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Sep 11, 2009, 09:26 PM

Fine. Then you're not failed comedy, you're a lack of intelligence.

Either way stop posting. Go read a book.

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No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Sep 11, 2009, 09:35 PM

Originally Posted by ziggythecat

what book should I read? what will make me as intelligent as you?

So that's your plan? You figure if you're dull and a waste of time long enough, people will just get bored and forget you're a dipshit?

I was speaking idiomatically.

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Sep 11, 2009, 09:41 PM

Originally Posted by ziggythecat

not really. you suggested I read a book. So I asked which book. If people think I'm a dipshit, so be it. If people are still reading this, they're either bored or think it's funny that you're being internet cool and insulting me.

My thinking you're an idiot has nothing to do with being internet cool, it has to do with your being an idiot. Have you ever done anything of even moderate success or interest since you got on the boards? Near as I can tell, the only people who have even noticed you all seem to hate you.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Sep 11, 2009, 10:05 PM

Originally Posted by ziggythecat

i've been on and off these boards for a long time. i don't think i've always been hated. I don't know if I've ever done something super cool or successful on the boards. I don't spend all my internet time here. I pop up every once in a while, see what's going on, leave a comment or two and then leave. I'm sure at one point, I've brought up something interesting or offered an opinion that someone didn't think was retarded. Do you really hate me because I posted something you didn't think was funny? Am I creating a bad internet experience for you because you think my opinion sucks?

I've never seen you express an opinion. I've just seen you vomit seemingly random idiocy on a forum.

If you express an opinion some day, I'll be sure to tell you if its informed or not.

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No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Sep 22, 2009, 05:33 PM

Originally Posted by Seris

listen. puberty is hard, ok? i just started growing hair out of my vagina and its making me very cranky. does tony know that ive got hair on my vagina? man i hope he doesnt. thatd be soooo embarrassing. he probably does though. i bet thats why hes dating alissa, that peach-fuzzed slut. i bet thats all they talk about after their done making out, about all the hair they dont have on their vaginas. whatever!!!!!! theyll never understand what im going through!!! they dont understand how hard it is to have a hairy vagina!!! people make fun of me all the time but they dont care. one day itll happen to them too!!!! (i hope!!!)

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