At an inate level, I am scared of girls.

Originally Posted by RABicle

Sometimes I wake up in the night shouting and all sweaty. These are the wet dreams.

But let's talk about today.

Actually no, let's talk about six weeks and 5 hours ago. Then I was sitting next to the delightful Sarah in EDU282. We were somewhat familiar with each other and this was the most we'd chatted in any lesson. I was into her. I raced for the seat next to her when I arrived in class. Class ended and I sat around because my next class was in the same room. She was going home… except she didn't, she lingered. She just had an extra nothing to say to me and I'm all mentally "well let's just wrap this conversation up" and then she left. 5 minutes later it hit me; why the fuck didn't I ask for her number? I wont see her for 3 weeks and that is a long enough study break to fit in a date what the fuck!

I haven't seen her since at all. I think she dropped out or something, two exams and two full days of class and I haven't seen her. The window is shut. She doesn't have a facebook, her myspace is untouched since 07. It's over. Am cry.

Let's come back to the now, 10 hours ago. We're wrapping up the final hour of EDU282 for the semester. I'm sitting on the same table as Imogen. Imogen is hot. Intimidatingly so. Elle Macpherson is nicknamed 'The Body' because her measurements of 92c-62-89 (36-25-35) are considered perfect. While I haven't had the opportunity or courage to measure Imogen, I imagine she'd record similar figures. Class is wrapping up, we're packing up. "Yeah I'm thinking Tavern" I quietly say to my group. "Yeah I might just meet you there," she replies. Then class ended and there was one final handout to collect and I collected mine and just, just wandered the fuck off. "What the hell Roland! Of course a girl isn't going to just arrive at a bar alone, you have to chat them up the whole way there," is what I told myself as I stared over my beer towards Bush Court.

I finished the beer and thought about food. So I headed to the refectory and in the line to Aroma for a bite to eat. In the line I get chatting to a girl I hadn't ever spoken to but knew from EDU231. Although she's not particularly attractive and we'd never spoken there was always a spunk to her that I'd been inexplicably drawn to. I'm turning on the charm and we got along great. We ate lunch together, albiet with some of her friends but they might as well not have been there. She had to rush back for her 1pm class. And kinda lingered. "So I guess I'll see you sometime…"
"Yeah! I'll see you around" I reply.

In my head a little voice said "Nup that's it. fuck you mate I'm outta here."

I keep telling myself I want a girlfriend or at least a date but it's like my body is resisting it. What the fuck.

Originally Posted by Mom Bomb

So you're saying the best way to get over your fear of girls is to walk up to one, immediately ask her on a date, and... then what? You do realize that 99.9% of people would say "no" to a completely unsolicited date request, and the other 0.1% are protitutes, correct? That's a FANTASTIC way to get over your fear of girls, getting rejected by a few... hundred.

Originally Posted by Gift of Game

Haha. Yeah. Projecting my newborn daughter. She can already say fag. I luff her.

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Originally Posted by Gift of Game

I find it ridiculous how some of you cringe and hiss like vampires at dawn when someone comes along and says to grow a pair of balls and talk to girls. Last I checked, no one learned how to swim, ride a bicycle or drive a car without first getting into the water, getting on a bike or sitting behind a wheel. I'm sure there are geniuses out there with all the answers that need not be bothered with experience. I doubt that there are any at Gamingforce dot org.

See, this alpha male bullshit is not why you're a git.

You see how several people are agreeing with your ideas, but yet still think you're a douche?

That's because you're flailing your cock around like someone over-compensating rather than just having the confidence of someone capable. There's a subtle line between the ego of someone who knows what they're talking about and the fake ego of someone terrified the world will figure them out.

Continue to talk about how everyone on the internet is a virgin while you continue to post on the internet. Not only post on the internet, but come back to a site you left years ago under a different name to snipe at people. Showing how truly moved on you are, and beyond the simplistic petty bullshit of gamingfo- O wait.

Try a little harder to convince us all GoG. You're doing great. Clearly you must be the first person to tell people on the internet to cowboy up.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Good god. There should be a rule against virgins ever giving advice on the internet concerning women. Like some sort of shock collar that just leaves them twitching on the ground if they even consider dispensing advice on something they know fuck all about.

No, not only guys give a fuck about outward appearance.

No, saying being tall is good, but being short can be good too is NOT useful.

Talking all slow like a rere is not going to score you points.

If she has a brain in her head, yes, WHAT you say is important.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again: Confidence is great, but unfortunately for you anime fags, if you have no substance, charm or sexual energy you are fucked. You will live your life having sex with saggy-shouldered, no-hygience bridge trolls. This is your future. Come to terms with it and move on with your lives. There is no magic "be good with women" pills. Doesn't work. If you haven't figured out how to make the ladies want your dick by the time you're 17, you're a lost cause. You are going to have to wait until they turn 30 and are willing to settle for the safe guy. This is your lot in life. It's okay. You'll get through it.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Ice Cream Princess

I could be way off base here, but I don't think that's true. Granted, you know, it takes a lot of effort and I reckon a certain segment of the population will passively accept it instead of making the effort, but people can change, right?

No, because if you haven't figured out the mechanism by the time you're out of high school, you're going to spend your time thinking about how to approach the situation rather than just internalizing it and reacting.

You become those idiots paying money to learn "the Game" from some idiot in a leopard print top hat. If you have to go to someone and say "how does I make grl likez me?" and you're over 18, you're already fucked.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by Bath House Pang House

You know, if we could just force Deni to include a photograph of himself in all these posts where he's implicitly boasting on his mad talents for raking in the dames, we could all save a lot of time that we're otherwise wasting on taking him seriously.

Yes, because being good at pulling women has everything to do with being thin and nothing to do with talent. If I was prettier and had my ability with women, I'm sure I'd pull even more than I already do. I'm not an adonis, and I still get laid by fairly attractive women. I'm good with it. I never claimed I was hot, I claimed I was good with women. Keep biting at my heels, Pang. Hasn't gotten old yet.

Don't get sore because not all us doughy cats don't have to settle for fucking the Goodyear blimp (at least until it dumps us for an even doughier cat with a neckbeard. Oops, I can swing personal too, champ. Predictable Pang snark in 3.2.)

Originally Posted by Zephyrin

Anyways, that's not all true. I couldn't get shit after high school, not a thing. But nowadays I'm not half bad at playing whatever bullshit the girls like. I only lose often because I get tired of being a fucking douche and would rather just be my belligerent self.

But I guess as a generalization, it holds.

So it isn't a 100%, I'm willing to admit that. There are exceptions to every rule.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Bath House Pang House

I didn't say jack or shit about your weight, honcho.

Originally Posted by Denicalis

If I was prettier and had my ability with women, I'm sure I'd pull even more than I already do. I'm not an adonis, and I still get laid by fairly attractive women. I'm good with it. I never claimed I was hot, I claimed I was good with women.

O Pang. I'm so glad you're here to try and put me in my place all the time. Without you, things would just run out of control, I'm sure. Keep it up, Top Cop. Come on, puff out your chest and try and explain to me how I'm wrong. I know it's what you like to do best with your time these days.

It's cool, Cap. I can wait.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by Bath House Pang House

ITT Denicalis accuses someone else of being an antagonistic blowhard who doesn't know how to back down.

They should've sent a poet.

You know what, you win. There's absolutely no way for me to respond to that without resorting to pointing out how glue-like you are in comparison to my exquisite rubbery exterior. That would just demean both of us.

Agreed. This may be one of the most retarded things we've ever bothered clashing over. Which is, you know, saying something for us. No point in dragging on the "NO U" bullshit for an entire night. Cheers.

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by Musharraf

Yeah, one in pointless blathering, one in bragging and one in trolling

The irony is so thick I think even your gaping maw, stretched as it is from multiple sessions with multiple dicks, will have trouble swallowing it.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?