[360] Mass Effect 2 - Skills would do a romance sub-plot but he has work in the morning

I strongly urge you to see the Tali romance, if only for how adorably awkward she is about the whole thing.

Jack is pretty standard fare damaged high school goth girl.

Yeoman is a joke.

And please, for the love of god, play a female Shepard to land Garrus. Hilarity ensues.

Alternatively just look these up on the youtube.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Soluzar

OK so that's at least two playthroughs I just have to make. Seriously, not even kidding. If I don't see both of those subplots, what was the point of me buying the game?

I can't figure out how Tali's romance is going to work out. Her suit contains an atmosphere Shepard probably* can't breathe, and she can't breathe in regular Nitrogen/Oxygen atmosphere that suits most sentients. So unless they settle for dirty talking and some webcam cybering...

* I'm currently having this same discussion on another forum. I figure her atmosphere would probably kill most people, but then again... CAN SHEPARD EVEN DIE?

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You mean the developers are open-minded about inter-species relationships, but they DRAW THE LINE at lesbian sex?

No, it's just some characters are bi and some aren't. A female shepard can bed Yeoman Kelly. A female shepard could bed Liara in the first game. But not everyone is gay.

P.S.

If you'd paid attention in the first game, you'd know that Tali doesn't have her own atmosphere, it's just that they spend their whole life on space ships with recycled atmosphere so they have no immune system. Thus the helmet.

P.P.S.

Shin, the title is tits, mate. Unfortunately Mass Effect is like the one game Skills hates.

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Originally Posted by Encephalon

(Still haven't picked up Bayonetta)

I'm glad your mom died now. That is how much I hate you. She'd be disappointed and I'm glad she's not here to see this day.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Who did you wind up with, Frankie boy?

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I find the only real trick you need to take down that Colossus on insanity is to stick to the left side, be patient, and rend him to pieces with the collector beam.

I was speaking idiomatically.

I didn't get the Cain until well after I had taken down the Colossus. I used it in a side mission inside a tiny, cramped little cruiser ship. 15 blue sun mercs became a lot of blue sun merc pieces.

But yeah, your approach would work. I guess I was just impatient. Sat back for the solid first wave, moved up and left and cut down the rest. Tons of cover up there. Sat to its left and let loose wif dat collectah beams. I attack the structure Wolvie Berzerk style, and knock out the fuckin' pin and bickety bam, the motherfucker is rubble. Hence, no game show.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Planet scanning sucks. Mako sucked more. Here's hoping they do something better in numbah 3.

FELIPE NO

Why the hell would you scan every planet? You need maybe a tenth of them to get every upgrade.

Actually, that leads to one complaint: Not enough money in this game. Need more cash, man.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

I don't know how you can not like anyone voiced by Robin Sachs.

Jam it back in, in the dark.