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No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Jun 26, 2008, 04:19 PM

Now, I know that most of the time it's pretty rude and/or disruptive to yell something during a movie at the theater, but with the right timing and the right crowd, sometimes you can actually get a good laugh out of the audience. What stories of this sort do you have where this worked out, or if you're brave, when it might have even backfired? Use spoiler tags where appropriate if the movie's fairly recent.

For me, the movie was Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. However, it wasn't during the actual movie but during the preview of M. Night Shyamalan's "The Happening". I'm a fan of Robot Chicken, so when the preview finished and showed the release date I exclaimed: "What a twist!" Granted, I think my friend was the only other I could hear laugh to that, but we still chuckle over it now.

So the funniest thing you ever said in a movie, nobody laughed at it. Good job.

Originally Posted by goldsac

That's gotta hurt!

Stop posting.

And Jessy. I'm okay with people talking after a trailer, but if they speak during a movie? Murder.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Jun 26, 2008, 04:56 PM

Originally Posted by goldsac

Laser guy...we meet again

Have you ever actually been clever in your entire life? I'm just curious.

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No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Jun 26, 2008, 05:05 PM

Originally Posted by goldsac

what, is george constanza too passe for you?

The fact you're trying to pass off Seinfeld as funny/clever is precisely why you aren't.

"That's gotta hurt."

What are you, my dad?

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No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Jun 26, 2008, 05:12 PM

Originally Posted by goldsac

You still must think "that's gotta hurt" is something i actually yelled. I don't yell in theatres - it was just a stupid reference for a stupid thread.

So you don't suck at telling jokes in theatres, you suck at telling jokes in threads.

Yeah. That's, uh. That's so much better.

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No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Jun 26, 2008, 05:16 PM

Originally Posted by Diss

It's a little bit better.

Well I suppose it's less public.

I was speaking idiomatically.

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Jul 8, 2008, 01:55 AM

Originally Posted by NovaX

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After sitting through Honey, you best have gotten your dick wet.

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