But I gots to get PAID, nigga.

So, what's the sleaziest, lowest thing you've ever done to make a buck? I don't care if it's mopping out a clogged toilet while working at Wal Mart or selling drugs to kids to make your cay payments. Show me your seedy underbelly, GFF.

Personally, I think the lowest thing I ever did for money was playing hatchetman during a university election. I had little interest in it, but apparently the girl running against the guy was a bit of a cunt, which makes me feel less horrible about it, but he paid me and a friend of mine to make salient some of her lesser qualities before the election date. Made a nice chunk of change, circulated some pictures and started a few rumours and not long after, her aspirations were buried. Political intrigue is about as horrid as I've ever done for money, albeit an especially unseemly brand of it.

So, what did YOU do that your ashamed of. (Ben will say prostitution. I'm in before that.)

How ya doing, buddy?