Weird regrets

Originally Posted by Yamigarasu

I regret my whole life, not like to sound angst or anything, I've got over it, but godamn, being a useless bum for 20 or so years accomplished nothing, I did nothing my whole life, I'm starting to live where I should be thinking about setting down...

Asside for wanting to forget my whole life, no regrets.

God, what is with this place being all fucking livejournal maudlin lately? Between people like this putz and SpaceMonk we might as well rename TQP into MyForce. Christ.


Aside from wanting to forget my whole life? Please. Jerk off on yourself a little more. O woe is you, indeed.

Sprout, I love yours. That would have been great. "I think we can forget all about this. I forget best over a pint and a little Thai food with a beautiful young lady. How about you?" Would have been a classic.

The weirdest (see, Yami? WEIRD REGRETS. ODD SITUATIONS. NOT JUST GENERALLY BEING A SAD SACK.) regret I have is this sign I wish I'd ripped off when I had the chance. I was working on a commercial set and there was this sign, made up in tin, on one of the doors (a change room).

WOMEN ONLY
LEAVE CLOTHES ON TABLE
COSTUMES IN CLOSET

I was so set to swipe it, and I figured, no, Deni, that would be wrong. Then where would the ladies go to change? So I left it until the last day of the shoot and then wham. Gone. No more sign. How great would that have been on my bedroom door?

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by David Caruso

Mine was pulling a prank in highschool. Or rather, not pulling it.

When our graduation ceremony was being planned, the teachers announced over the PA a few weeks before the end of school to come to them with suggestions over which song will be our grad song.

I think I'm clever, so I go down there and suggest the Ghost Busters theme song. I'm the only one who goes other than this massive fucking tool (you know, the one in every high school no one likes who pulls the intellectual superiority card? Yeah, the high school equivilent of Denicalis) who suggests the typical Green Day bullshit.

I get into an argument with this douchebag, and just as he's about to cry and run home and shit his pants, the teacher suggests I take votes from the student populace, which I one up and say "let's take votes AND suggestions".

So I organize and do that. I get all sorts of suggestions. From that typical Graduation Song bullshit to Du Hast by Rammstein. The next day, I took votes.

Unfortunately, the faggot brigade of annoyingly catty and stupid women and men with no testiclats heard of my vote, and came out IN FORCE to try to get THE TIMES OF OUR LIVES song chosen. Votes were tallied and that won by a mile. Second place was the Graduation Song, and nothing else was close after that.

The school put me in charge of downloading a copy of the song, since they were too cheap to get a real CD in there. This is where the regret came in.

I was going to alter the song, so that about 20 seconds in, it cut to I'M TOO SEXY FOR MY SHIRT. In fact, I made the sound file. It was awesome. I burned it to a CD. I went so far as to manipulate the voting results so that I'M TOO SEXY was a close third.

But the night before, I threw out the CD with the altered sound file. I burned the regular song onto another. I didn't fucking bring in the joke, and it would have been god damn legendary. I regret pussing out at the last moment. It sucked mad balls that I didn't do it.

That's my biggest regret in life to date, actually. FUCK. Even thinking about it pisses me off.

FRANS. If you had done this, your world would be better. I guarantee it. You would have gotten laid (by someone not Rat) and you'd be working a high paying job with a hot waitress who is a three input lover. I promise you this. THIS is where you made a decision and your world changed. Well, on the plus side, at least you're a mod now. So it wasn't a total loss.

P.S.

I wouldn't have been up my own ass with fucking Green Day, I'd have been all The Decemberists or the Dodos or Fleet Foxes or some indie band.

There's nowhere I can't reach.