Friend advice

She's not a Brit, but she's pseudo-dating one. Which is probably where she picked up the vernacular. Ten points for using mong in a sentence.

Also, I'd tell her the bad vibe I was getting, but only once. Wouldn't make a big issue out of it.

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by Diss

Look, guys, there's no friend. She's talking about herself. Dump him already.

No, she said NEW boyfriend. Not 9 years of misery old boyfriend. Can't be her. Her boyfriend is a berke, absolutely, but this is clearly a different version of. Though she doesn't really have friends, which makes me dubious...

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Diss

That part was obviously nothing more than a clever ruse, which fooled you like a chump.

But if it's a ruse, and it's actually her, it makes no sense. Because everyone who knows her tells her to lose the 100-odd pounds of retard weight by dumping him. I mean really, the question makes no sense if you're right.

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Originally Posted by Diss

Ah, but then I would ask you, sir, when have you ever known women to make sense?

Q.E.D.

Oooo. So you posit that the lady has, in point of fact, flipped her lid and gone full on cats and crochet crazy?

A valid possibility.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by a lucca

I don't mind it when you guys make fun of me in threads where I'm whining, or in threads where I'm trying to stir up conversation, or even in threads where I just posted once with facts that weren't backed up by months of research and a bibliography, but seriously? I need help and I don't know where else to turn. I figure this place is a good spot since a lot of people here have been in my place before, or in my friend's place and can help me relate to that sort of feeling.

She's a very close friend to me, and although she's normally well balanced and level-headed, she went off on the deep end this time and I can't let that happen without a fight. You know how I am, I can barely stand hearing someone whining about their parents without giving my two cents. Saying nothing is simply out of the question.

Please, tone it the fuck down.

Already said it. Voice your concern once, and that's it. If you continually harp at her, you're going to lose that fight. You know how retarded people are when they're "in love". You'll just form a nice tight little unit of them vs you. How dare you stand between the endless flame of their passions etc.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by a lucca

I was hoping there was something else I could do. I feel a real kinship for her, almost like she's my own flesh and blood.. I don't want her to have to learn a lesson that so many other people demonstrated before her.

I guess there's not a lot I can do though. I can't believe it myself, but she went out and got married recently. It was basically like eloping. I can't believe she thought this out thoroughly, and I mean I thought about waiting a little while to see what happens and if it'll fall apart on its own, but I look at like needblood and shit and that's just not an acceptable answer.

Lurker, I don't mean to press. But you seem rather interested in this relationship. I mean, usually you're pretty removed from this sort of thing. Why the extreme interest here?

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by neus

I hate people who give me advice and the insist like zealots that I follow it. Please don't be one of those people.
Let the girl do what she likes.

Yeah, because doing things your way have lead to you being a happy, satisfied individual. Maybe you should have taken some of that advice there, shooter.

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