[Multiplatform] SONIC UNLEASHED - FURFAG FANSERVICE

Originally Posted by Kairi Li

That was also my first thought, except we forgot one crucial factor, Wolf Link looks AWESOME, Sonicwulf looks cartoony and lame. I mean god, its like Big Bad Pete's bastard son, or half brother.

Please. Wolf link looks AWESOME to someone with possibly the worst taste in design I've ever seen. It was a stupid idea for Link, and it's an even worse idea for Sonic. It really is like someone's retarded cousin is getting all the classic series these days. If only Nomura could have been involved. You know, toss some zippers on wolf sonic. Then everything would have been -perfect-.

At least they've started remembering that, you know, Sonic is only really good when it's fast and mostly side scrolling.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by SuperSonic

They just need to have the right amount of characters involved in this...not too many (Sonic Heroes, Shadow the Hedgehog) but not too little (Secret Rings). Also, if you're going to make others beside Sonic playable just mark it down to about 2 or 3 other playable characters for possibly co-op or something like that.

I'm really worried about how the music and the story will turn out because I haven't heard enough of it yet. I really hope they don't use those Zebrahead guys or the band that played in Secret Rings.

Also, hell yeah I'm up for seeing some Mecha Sonic...Stardust Speedway has been one of my favorite levels and I haven't gotten any challenges like that since Sonic Adventure 2.

Yeah, because you know what makes a good Sonic game? Storyline. The deep engaging storyline of Sonic 1, 2, 3. Brilliant stories.

What makes a good sonic game? Make it fast. Make it sides scrolling, put Sonic and Tails in it, and let it go.

Storyline in a Sonic game? Jerk off on the series a little more, why don't you? How about we worry less about why Sonic is chasing down rings and make a game that doesn't blow for a change.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Lizardcommando

Sonic 1, 2, and 3 didn't have a deep storyline. It was pretty basic. Dr. Eggman tries to take over the world or gain control of the chaos emeralds or was it a combination of the two?

Wait a second, were you being sarcastic?

Ever so slightly.

Originally Posted by SuperSonic

Alright, before this gets out of hand let me just state the obvious to you. I'm a fanboy.

No kidding. You do realise this is something you should be ashamed of, yeah?

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Originally Posted by SuperSonic

Why would I be ashamed of being a fan of something I like? I'm a fanboy of Mario, Zelda, Metal Gear, and Chrono Trigger too. Should I be ashamed of being a fanboy of those as well?

Yes. Absolutely. You should strip to the waist, coat yourself in ash and viciously flagellate yourself until you've bloody well atoned.

Being a fan of something is different than being a fanboy. Being a fanboy is pathetic and sad. You obsess, you overlook clear flaws, you back games despite their obviously being atrocious (Sonic Heroes). A fan appreciates in a critical manner, a fanboy jerks off to fanfiction and clearly substandard offerings just because a favoured character is in them.

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by SuperSonic

So you're saying I'm a fan instead of a fanboy? From what you're saying, fanboys like everything but I've clearly stated that I don't like every Sonic game that's out.

No, because you're clearly into the worst aspects of the game culture. You're a fanboy. And you're doing a bang up job of it, too. Isn't there some sonic porn you should be distracting yourself with?

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by SuperSonic

Even I have my limits of what I can play and what I can't stand. Sonic Heroes sucks? It may not have been as good as the Adventure series, but it was decent and it had some great music.

You want a bad game? Go play Shadow the Hedgehog.

No. Shadow was a -worse- game. Sonic Heroes sucks. Shadow just happens to suck AS WELL. I'm not saying it's not a matter of taste, I'm saying you're a fanboy. Something you admit to and clearly wear as a badge of pride. So you and Slayer and all the rest can go hang out together and beat off to weird fan drawn porn of your favourite characters. Good luck with that.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by Lukage

For those who were excited by seeing the video, did you play Secret Rings? This looks just like it and I'm afraid that it'll be more of the same. The control scheme was pretty crummy along with the incredibly linear levels. I'll remain pretty skeptical about this one.

It gets worse. I've gotten it on pretty decent authority that the twilight princess rip-offs don't end with Sonic turning into a wolf (somewhere Freelance Wolf just came, and has no idea why) and that it's going to get much more literal in its liberal "borrowing" from the Zelda game. So much so that the Sonic comic writers are dreading the fact that they might have to write an adaptation. Doesn't bode well. I think they should just scale this back, make a good, solid Sonic game and stop trying to make it something it's not.

How ya doing, buddy?

Oh, Sin Ansem... so cute. Except for when you have a lot of games from a given team. And all of those games suck, largely because of gimmicky game play, and then you get another game that's going to be chock-full of gimmicky game play, it's not nostalgia, it's experience.

Okay? Grow up now. Or go back to your Final Fantasy rehashes. Whichever.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Yeah, except that the first real red flag that Sonic USAs involvement was going to lead to horrible things was "Hey, he's a werewolf now."

Good hustle, though. You might be fine and dandy with playing a character in a gimmick fighting game, but some of us would like them to actually give us a decent game. You know. A Sonic game.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Yeah, only Sonic fans don't like it when they massively fuck up their games by adding pointless crap and completely changing the game play into something unrecognizable and horrid.

Yeah. That's completely true.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Sin Ansem

Watching Sonic fans derail topics to bitch about why he's not like he was in the old days in when he is only briefly mentioned in an unrelated subject, I have never seen that in any other fandom.

Yeah, except that's not even remotely what happened here. So what you're saying is you came in to derail the topic to bitch about fans that aren't even doing what you're accusing them of doing when what you talked about was an entirely unrelated subject.

And it happens in pretty much any fanboy group. You want to keep digging that hole, MagicalKuja?

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.