Age Barriers in Romance

17 - 34. Those are my limits. Entirely arbitrary, sure, but there you have it. But that being said, I highly doubt I'd be willing to date a girl under 19. I mean, I'm willing to fuck a first year university student or a high school senior, but I don't really want to date them. (Unless their name is Capo and they share my love of music... then we can talk.) I think for me the age limits are largely based on an attractiveness thing. I just don't meet many women over 34 who are hot, and girls under 17 are, you know, children. Either way, I don't feel like fucking a child or an old broad. That's just how I roll.

The last seven women I dated were 18-21-19-26-18-22-20. And they all worked out fairly well. Youngest I ever dated (since I turned 18... I dated a 13 year old when I was 14, but I don't think that counts.) was 16. Oldest was 32.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Midna

And, Deni, women over 34 are "old broads"? You can fuck right off, sir.

Yeah. Sorry, but you're old. Alice is old. That old broad who used to come around here and forum mom people, Julia? Old. I'm 24. You people have a decade on me. I've no interest in dating middle aged women. I'm sorry that upsets people.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by crimsonsabre

Definition: Monogamy is the custom or condition of having only one mate in a relationship, thus forming a couple.

I'm sure I'm sticking pretty close to that one.

You're misreading the definition, mate. Monogamy is only fucking the person you're dating. Not only ever fucking one person all the way until you're married. It means you don't cheat in relationships, not that you wait until marriage. So you're actually using it wrong, the word you want is celibacy, not monogamy. I date girl A, I fuck girl A. I break up with girl A. I date girl B, I fuck girl B, I break up with girl B. I date girl C, I fuck girl C, I break up with girl C. I've been monogamous with all of them. See the difference?

Now, you all know I'd love to just wade in here swinging with ethnographic content about maturity and concepts of the young bride phenomenon, but it's really sort of out of place in this argument. The question at hand is about how old or young a person must be for you to date. Not whether it's acceptable or decent or even if it's remotely rational. Take a deep breath people, you're arguing morality and religion in a thread about not wanting to fuck cougars.

P.S.

Stop throwing around terms like psychological and social. They hint at a definite definition, which you aren't using at all here. You're just flailing to make a point, and it isn't working.

Cougars. Seriously. Let's move on.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

COUGARS

Move. the. fuck. on.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by Midna

Deni, this thread was not originally about cougars. Crash is 32 years old for fuck's sake. No cougar would be interested in him because he's too damn old. And before you go there, not all women who wind up dating a younger guy are cougars.

Look, Midna, just because you don't like the term doesn't make it true. You, my dear, are a cougar. Wear the badge with pride. I smoke pot. I don't get offended when people call me a pothead.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Midna

You're right, Deni. From now on I am going to embrace my "cougarness", wearing short skirts, cleavage baring tops, and as much makeup as can stick to my face. I'll go to school next week with an improved attitude and see how many of the guys on campus I can round up.
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That's my girl.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by Alice

I detest the term "cougar." I checked it out on urbandictionary and just as I always thought, a cougar is quite a different animal than a MILF. Apparently, cougars are called cougars because they are constantly on the prowl for unsuspecting younger men. An older woman who happens to end up going out with a younger man is not necessarily a cougar, Deni.

I seem to find myself more attracted to younger men. The person I've been seeing on and off for the last six months is...quite a bit younger. I have no issues with dating someone ten or even fifteen years younger (or older) than me. As long as you're both adults, why does age matter at all?

And the two people who came running back to defend the cougar concept are the two middle-aged broads who are both dating young men. I'm sorry, you've disproved my theory... how?

FELIPE NO

So... you're basically dating a child, her dad doesn't like it, and you think the problem is... his?

That's balls.

Everybody, this dude's got balls. HEFTY ones.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by Admiral Ranger

Nobody objected when I hit on a fourteen year old.

Oh, but I was in Canada then, wasn't I?

Age of consent, motherfucker.

Also, I'm not objecting to his fucking a 15 year old. I'm objecting to him fucking a 15 year old and expecting her dad to be cool with it.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Hachifusa

I would have to second that. Although graduating high school doesn't turn anyone into the mature adult they want to be, there is - socially - a GIANT difference between being in high school and dating someone in high school and being in community college and dating a junior.

Oh, and actually, her dad REALLY COULD be a crazy prick. If he's just angry she's dating an 18 year old, it's KIND OF understandable. But really, eighteen and fifteen aren't that different. If he was twenty-seven, it'd be laughable that he is amazed at a father's reaction, but this couple was dating when they were both minors. It's not exactly bizarre.

Really, everyone, do you just LOOK for the worst possible scenario so you can boast about how TRULY worldly you are?

If you think a father isn't going to be pissed because an 18 year old senior is fucking his 15 year old baby girl, you clearly haven't dated much, Hachi boy.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I don't think this kid's an adult. Hell, even if he -was- fucking the 15 year old, I wouldn't have any moral qualms with it. Most 15 year olds I know have the ability to figure out sex. I just think it's funny to expect her pappy to be okay with it.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Shively

Spiffy card there we can do luch sometime.

Enough, Shively. You're not helping yourself, here. You don't have to break the rules for everyone to get tired of you and throw your ass out for being a worthless irritant.

You've already managed to make a few game forums almost universally loathe you, so why pick up that ball and run with it here? This isn't you being crazy and strong in your opinions, this is you coming off like a lack-wit child throwing his toys around.

Take a step back, take a deep breath, and shut the fuck up for a while.

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