STFU, Clone!

Originally Posted by Monkey King

I think I'd get along just fine with cloney. I put a lot of effort into making myself someone I can respect, so as long as I like me, I'm pretty sure I'd like the other me. He'd like all the same stuff I like, so I don't see where there'd be too much bother.

If anything, it'd be kinda boring. The downside would be that my clone would have all the same thoughts as me, so it would mostly be like talking to myself. You need a little bit of different input to make a conversation interesting.

Maybe you could enroll your clone in a few bio classes, and then it could explain to you why that wouldn't be true.

I'd hate my clone. All opinionated and sexy. Taunting me with his rugged good looks and full beard. Bastard. That glorious bastard.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Smelnick

Someone who is as intelligent as me so thus he'll actually understand what I say instead of construing some alternate meaning from it.

Jesus Christ, Smel. Arrogant, much?

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Stop Sign

Oh, but Deni, since he would know how to treat your beard exactly how you'd like it done, wouldn't he be the perfect beard buddy for you?

Everyone's perfect beard buddy is Jason Lee in Chasing Amy. There is no argument to be had, here. He draws hilarious pictures and then yells at you. Brilliant.



This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Because of the way you phrased it, man.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?