[PS2] Valkyrie Profile: Silmeria

I picked this up today, but I'm sort of disappointed in the lack of a guide. The artwork for these games is always so fucking pretty...

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Godai

Lack of a guide? There was one at EB when I went to get the game today.

What? Everywhere I look, I can't find a single fucking copy.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Godai

Maybe I should have picked it up when I got the game...I'm such a guide whore...

Just called, they have one left, off I go...lol.

Godai. Find me proof that this guide exists. I know there's one for VP, I have that. But not VP:2. Bradygames doesn't list it, EB doesn't have it, even fucking ebay doesn't have it.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Godai

Heh, just got back. Turns out they were only sent the one guide today, so yeah, I have the one. They said they would get more soon. FYI, I'm in Toronto.

As to proof of it's existence: Valkyrie Profile 2 Simeria Official Strategy Guide.

Motherfucker. This thing is like a phantom. Even ebay doesn't have it.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by Godai

Man, this game is pretty damn fun so far, I'm loving the battle system. Getting "Niebelung Valesti" helped during the second boss battle.

And yes, you do get it from the weapon just before the second boss.

Hey, Godai where in Toronto are you, anyway? I'm up there a lot on business. I might have to come steal that fucking guide.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Godai

So I'm telling you where I live so you can rob me? Hmmm...

Rob is such an ugly word. I was thinking more of accost violently and borrow for an indefinite period of time.


You could call it robbing.

Seriously, though. TO is a solid city. Great china town, Kensington and the Dance Cave. What more do you need?

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by Godai

Heh, you go to the Dance Cave, huh? Interesting.

Absolutely. I love that place, man. Indie rock and beer and hot girls that like western boys. Of course I went to the dance cave.

Just to hop back on topic for a moment, a friend of mine tells me the Silmeria guides will be in tomorrow, so I don't have to kill anyone or steal their stuff.

...want to go to the dance cave and mash to some Arctic Monkeys?

FELIPE NO

Originally Posted by Spatula

So has anyone been able to get their mits on a copy of the guide yet? I've still pestered quite a few of the EB here and they say they probably will have it next Wednesday - a full week after the release mind you. >_>

Seriously now.

I got mine on Friday, Spats. They had a single copy and WHAM. All Deni's motherfuckers.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by Spatula

Also, I’m thinking of trying to hunt for a guide for VP1, but that’s impossible. Would you say it’s wise to get a copy of the VP Lenneth guide for me to use for VP1, since well, they’re essentially the exact same game, minus the cut scenes?

You were right Deni, this guide (both VP1 and 2) is fucking phantom.

I bought the VP1 guide (Lenneth, PSP version) the other day. It works perfectly for the PSX game. I absolutely endorse it.

Jam it back in, in the dark.