Love or sex?

Ugh, the idea of being with someone for the rest of your life, and they're horrible in bed? Christ, why not just have a very close friend? I vote neither. If we're talking forever, there's no middle ground. It's both or neither.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Soluzar

Honestly I'm not even sure what it means to be good in bed anyway. I've never really understood the concept.

I'm trying to contain my shock.

And I'm saying right now, the people who say good sex just happens in a good relationship need to watch less Dawson's Creek and have a grown up relationship or two before voicing their opinions. It just happens. What a fucking joke.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Yeah, ok Dawson. But we exist in the real world. You can love them all you want, that "cute" laugh when you first start dating? Part of how she was so perfect? It's going to drive you up the fucking wall later. Her love of animals, surpassing her care of people that made you think she was selfless? Yeah, you'll think it makes her batshit irritating in a while.

This is how it works. You adapt. You find the person who compliments you. You're putting the fucking pussy on a pedestal. Stop it.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Hamu-Sumo

I'm boring. I take the love.

Call me strange, a conservative or whatever but I can't have intercourse without love.

Fag.

Wait, that wasn't conservative was it? It was harsher.

And I also call bullshit. You can't have intercourse without love? Your dick is unable to get rigid without poetry and long term commitment? Bullshit.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?