[Multiplatform] Resident Evil Homoerotic 'Roid Abuse Edition

Originally Posted by Kairi Li

Yeah I never understood that in RE4. I mean in RE2 she was probably trying to pass off as a resident in the city trying to find her BF and get the hell out of there, but the red dress in RE4? When she was send on a mission to retrieve something in a place full of brain washed people?

I mean aside for sending up the line "Bitch in the red dresss.", it has no real function.

Sheva's design looks cool though, I like the touch of African Native Jewellry on top of the combat look.

(The wallpapers on the official site exposes that her name is Sheva, incase you're wondering where I got it from.)

Since when has a tank top, skin tight pants, and heeled boots been combat?

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Kairi Li

Well Chris IS in a group that now specialises in taking care of Bio weapons, I doubt they would be dumb enough NOT to pair him up with a partner in dangerous areas. And would you rather have an AI partner watch your back, or someone you know that can control Sheva properly?

Not to mention you can drop health items if the other person needs it, essentially you now have more inventory space and someone else to grab stuff you may have missed. Resident Evil latly seems to have the characters go into dangerous areas on purpose for missions as oppose to being caught in a situation and trying to escape, so it makes sense to have your team members working together.

And even in RE2, when Claire found Leon again, I didn't see any logical reason for them to seperate aside the fact that the game was designed that way. I think in a real situation when they met up again, they would partner up and make their way out of there. If there's a zombie situation, I would defintly wanna be working with someone then going alone.

If it comes down to spending time with you or getting eaten by zombies, I'm siding with the evil dead. It's good, though, that you know how you would react logically in the fact of a zombie attack. I'm assuming you have real world experience that would lead to your assumptions about logic in the face of the attacking zombie horde.

Please never use the word logic in a post again if you expect us not to burst out laughing given its source.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Kairi Li

So what you're saying is that the harcore gamer don't have friends or what? I mean jeez Gears of War has co op and no one whinges about that.

And before the "thats a shooter" argument comes in, I feel RE4 is becoming more like a shooter with horror elements everytime I replay it. The only difference is you have to watch your ammo count on the first run through.

Why are you so retarded you can't understand sarcasm?

Stop posting and go read books until you're able to understand the simple mechanisms of this language we've all agreed on.

Alternatively, just stop posting.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Kairi Li

The problem with people is that they don't realise that no one can pick up tones in voices through text. Miscommuncation happens on the net all the time even on voice chat due to lag or other glitches, its even harder to communicate with text sometimes and not have miscommuncation.

But whatever. Untill the game comes out, I choose to be optimistic about it, and I look forward to playing Co Op with people I know. I was optimistic about RE4 and it paid off well.

Yeah, but see most of us can contextualize. It's this freakish thing we do through reading and comprehending at the same time.

When something stated is ridiculous, and coming from a source that is rarely shown to be ridiculous, it's probably... you know, deliberately ridiculous.

For next time. Just sayin.

How ya doing, buddy?

As someone with a few extra languages learned, I have to do something I would otherwise never do Kairi. Ever. This will probably never happen again.

I have to pay you a compliment. Your mastery of English is fucking impressive if it's a second language. Better than my French and substantially better than my Japanese.

HOWEVER, I refuse to see every post Pang makes ever with brackets at the end. Just demeans them.

I was speaking idiomatically.