[DnD] Let's Cast Magic Missile!

Originally Posted by Bradylama

I knew it! Wizards love magic mirrors and shit.

And tricky things what kill you with tricks.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Ahahaha. I don't even remember posting last night.

Mead. It'll sneak the fuck up on you.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Bradylama

You're just trying to kill us, aren't you?

If you were him, and he was us, wouldn't you be?

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by knkwzrd

Holy shit. I'm away from the internet for one day and everyone almost dies.

No. Lurker and Brady (twice) almost died. Shin and I have barely been scratched.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Shin

You had to go and say it didn't you?

I can see the wiki entry now:

"Bob walked into the room very slowly and cautiously. He died very quickly, and messily."

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

How about someone who stands in front of big mean sharp things takes the healing potion so he can CONTINUE to stand in front of big mean sharp things while you ponce around and toss spells around?

(You can have it if you want it)

I was speaking idiomatically.

Have Argmentus punch a window.

How ya doing, buddy?

Move wall one square over. Roof one square down.

Acer plays.

<8D

FELIPE NO

Dwarves need no lousy sword. (giving it to argumentus. Can't afford to fight without the inherent dwarven skill for hammer and axe)

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Goddamnit. If I'd known Arg had the ability to knock things prone, I'd have held off on tearing into the stupid ogre.

>8(

Gonna eat me a elf, now.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Bradylama

Yeah, if only you'd known about that time I posted about Shield Slam in this very thread.

We both know I'm impatient and can't read!

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by AcerBandit

Give them the launch codes!

And by launch codes we mean stats.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

If only Shin had chosen Dance Magic instead of that gay wizardry shit...



I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Looks fucking pimp.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by knkwzrd

Deni, I'm pretty sure that Pang was pretty clear that we have to flank this motherfucker if we want to take him down. It seems to me that the hallway that you're blocking him from entering would not only let us flank him, but his massive body would stop the archers from hitting us, so, um. Just retreat already. I know you're brave and all but strategy too, yes.

Yep. And we needed another round to heal up. Arg is still a pin cushion. And now he's gonna have a, I'm guessing, better weapon. Give 'em a round to beat on our tank and then draw him in with a challenge.

Strategy.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

STRATEMGY.

All right, he can hammer on me for a turn and then I'll shuffle back a bit and let him move in.

FELIPE NO

Originally Posted by Pangalin

+10 to hit against a dude with 7 hp? Yeah, that's a dead fuckin' elf.

O valiant strike. You're so great when I'm surrounded by douchebags.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by Shin

Douchebags dragons that someone else has softened up so you can look good, sure.




Killing blow on the dragon, nevar forget.

FIXED FOR YOU SHUN

Jam it back in, in the dark.

He can't get any closer. Dude doesn't fit through those doors.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

O, not only could Gabe take this troll on mano e dwarfo, but he wants to.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Elfstar

There's a dead elf right there on the floor. I was going to suggest using him as a shield as we ran down the corridor but using him as a bomb would work just as well!

Wait, wait. Elves are... elves are filled with acid?

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by Bradylama

Alright new plan. Let's just kill this ogre and then huddle in the northwest room with the mirror. Mots can make his own doors with that battleaxe, so we can just slip out the backway and run like hell.

I was trying to figure out a way to make them go into the mirror and then sealing them in.

My brain has come up with nothing.

I was speaking idiomatically.

I think we can risk Shin dying. In fact I think we should. He can probably necro his way back to life, big tough necromancer that he is.

Alternatively, I don't much like the idea of retreating into an object they can just break to seal us in.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by Outrunner

Fuck you, I ain't choosing until it's my turn, I'm too fickle. Besides, I'd tailor it around what seems to be lacking in the group at the moment.

When's the next time you'll stick to one name for more than a month?

FELIPE NO

Originally Posted by Pangalin

That is a good idea! We should do that! Immediately!

I am bumping this thread to get Deni's attention!

Sorry Pang. I didn't see it was my turn.

Rule clarification: The ogre didn't activate an attack of opportunity because he stayed within my striking distance, yeah? So I can move within his span of attack, so long as I don't step outside it?

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?