[DnD] Tomb of Horrors (GFF D&D Adventure X)

Move to -h -39. Full defense. Knowledge check on enemies.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

8 Dice Rolls *sneak attack on D

I saw my opening as they surrounded my ally. I'd never been afraid to die, maybe genetics, maybe stupidity, but the point was that this was going to be all sorts of fun. I dodged, weaved, tucked and rolled my way into position before popping up and unleashing a barrage of crossbow bolts towards the faces of my opponents. I heard the squishy thunks and smirked with satisfaction. I was already in the process of drawing my rapier when they finally noticed my position. Oh yes. There would be songs sung of this. But more importantly, if I lived, I wouldn't have to pay for a drink ever again.

Move to A -29.

Blinding barrage on all there.

Crit vs F = 24 damage

Vs A (HALF damage as is a miss) = 24 (12)

Vs B = 20

Vs D = 16 + 7 sneak attack = 23

All except A are blinded until the end of my next turn.

Drop crossbow free action, draw rapier as minor action.



I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

5 Dice Rolls *sneak attack

If I was going to die, I was going to die well. And by well, I mean while cutting some elemental to ribbons. I couldn't help it. I laughed while I lunged forward. My initial strike caught the thing in the legs, the follow up to the stomach area, if it even had one. Gods above, I was enjoying this.

Totes damage 40.

I was speaking idiomatically.

5 Dice Rolls *opening move

I caught a glimpse of the dracolich yapping over his shoulder and took the opening for what it was. I dove inside his reach, lashing out viciously at his neck initially, my blade biting a deep gash and causing blood to spurt out and splash on the floor. I couldn't help but smirk as I spun, driving a second strike deep into his belly, preparing myself for the retaliation that was coming.

Swing 1 = bloodbath. Swing 2 = Opening Move. Both connect.

Move to A -33.
Bloodbath for 10 damage
3 for sneak attack
3 ongoing damage SAVE ENDS (yaaay. 3. fucking dice.)
AP
Bloodbath. 17 damage.
Sam gets +5 to AC and Reflex

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Second wind, shift away.

FELIPE NO

3 Dice Rolls *Sneak attack

"Balls to this." I simply stuck my blade into the dragon and guided him towards the dude who just punched me in the face. "Murray. Tell him he sucks."

Slide to A-33.
Low Strike.

Damage =25
Slide Dragon towards genoid.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

4 Dice Rolls SAVING THROW

Piercing strike on DRAGON BREATH.

19 damage.

Saved.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

2 Dice Rolls *MORE DAMAGE.

I managed to swiftly step under the attack and promptly drove my blade angrily into the dragon's toe.

"Seems like there's trouble... AFOOT."

I laughed at my own joke. Because it was awesome.

Use swift parry. NO DAMAGE BECAUSE AWESOME.

Piercing strike AGAIN.

23 damage.

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