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Right. Let's talk guides.
So, I collect them. I know Skills' collects them. What about the rest of you?
What's your take on guides? Do you buy them like I do, largely for the art and second time through a game? Or are you a person who won't go through a game without a guide at your side to make sure you get that 101%? Or are you someone who views guides as an ungodly creation, a black spot on the history of gaming and gaming culture? The reason this leaps to mind for me is that I spent the last 45 minutes making written in notes on my FF XII guide to make it actually, you know, useful. Hand written notes of when side quests become accessible and when certain places/people/things become available. It actually reminded me of having to go through my FF IX guide and make alterations galore thanks to the terrible, terrible idea that was PlayOnline. If anyone still has that guide, by the way, the common belief that it's useless because PlayOnline no longer hosts FF IX information is false. Square still has the information available, it's just at a different address. That, for me, was the biggest joke of a guide I'd ever seen. It was worse than any of the old NES or SNES guides I'd used. Hell, even some of the unauthorized stuff from the early SNES days were better than the FF IX abortion. Myself, I find I generally know more than the BradyGames guides, though the boys at DoubleJump rarely let me down. So, how bout it? Love 'em, hate 'em? Tell us why. Tell us who your favourites are in terms of publishers. Hell, tell us who your least favourite publishers are. What's your favourite book? Least favourite? YOUR GUIDES. YOU SHOULD SHOW ME THEM. Jam it back in, in the dark. ![]() John Mayer just asked me, personally, through an assistant, to sing backup on his new CD. |
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I think the single most useful guide I own is the Super Mario RPG guide. Actual pictures of the hidden chests are so much more accessible than text-based descriptions.
This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. ![]() John Mayer just asked me, personally, through an assistant, to sing backup on his new CD. |
Also, in an awesome aside, I had the FF VII guide from Versus and lost it in a move. But then, about two years ago, I see someone I buy from on ebay regularly has a no picture offering of "Versus Final Fantasy 8 guide." So I message him, asking if he meant FF 7. Turns out it's his wife, as he's off in the middle east somewhere, and he wants to sell off his game collection. So she's doing it. She's too lazy to alter the title, right? So I wind up buying a mint condition Versus FF 7 guide for 19 dollars. The other auction of the Versus FF 7 guide going at the time went for over 100. Score. I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? ![]() John Mayer just asked me, personally, through an assistant, to sing backup on his new CD. |
Well madame, your guide penis is larger than mine by several inches, I must admit. Very, very impressive.
Also, aren't those FFT figures just great? Mine are sitting in a glass cabinet under my Non HD-TV in the basement, wherein I play my Genesis, SNES and other such beauties. I was speaking idiomatically. ![]() John Mayer just asked me, personally, through an assistant, to sing backup on his new CD. |
Koudelka kicks ass. I have that guide for that. And for Suikoden II, actually.
What's my rarest guide? The Versus FF VII is up there. Persona I and II, definitely up there. Could be one of the WD guides. Lunar, maybe. What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? ![]() John Mayer just asked me, personally, through an assistant, to sing backup on his new CD. |
Actually, the Koudelka guide wasn't very helpful. It's fairly old school and sparse. However, it is a bloody monster of a game no matter how you slice it. Just fucking mean.
FELIPE NO ![]() John Mayer just asked me, personally, through an assistant, to sing backup on his new CD. |
Yeah, I'll use GameFAQs if the guide sucks, or there is no guide. I'm a bit of a completionist freak.
Inernal: That's the most realest guide to a dog I've ever seen. What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? ![]() John Mayer just asked me, personally, through an assistant, to sing backup on his new CD. |
In case anyone hasn't heard, apparently EB is dropping guides from their stores in order to make "more room" for their other products. That means we fanatics are going to have to get our fix by buying online.
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There's nowhere I can't reach. ![]() John Mayer just asked me, personally, through an assistant, to sing backup on his new CD. |
This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. ![]() John Mayer just asked me, personally, through an assistant, to sing backup on his new CD. |
Unfortunately Working Designs folded, but you can find a lot of their guides in good quality on ebay. Most amazing jew boots ![]() John Mayer just asked me, personally, through an assistant, to sing backup on his new CD. |
I was speaking idiomatically. ![]() John Mayer just asked me, personally, through an assistant, to sing backup on his new CD. |