[PSP] Dissidia: Final Fantasy Fanboy Fellating Fighting Frenzy!

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That out of the way, CC was awful, Nomura is a travesty made worse by the fact he followed Amano, and dramatic progressive action game sounds like cut scenes in an FPS. Ugh.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Nomura is a fucking hack.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Nomura is awful. Nomura has always been awful. How he managed to come up with a decent design like Setzer, I'll never understand. Every fucking hero he makes needs to have odd-length pants/shorts, a chain wallet for no reason and big feet. He's a joke.

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You're right, his translation of someone else's project didn't look like what I described. But what he did with original characters like Sora, the Bouncer, Tidus etc sure the fuck do. I'm not saying his work doesn't translate well to the games, I'm saying he's a bad artist. He has no eye for composition, he lacks the eye of a quality designer in that his outfit choices are patently ridiculous and look garish, and on top of that, the man hasn't made a truly original piece of work since he took over. The man isn't very talented. Sorry if that upsets your precious worldview.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

You want a character from a game you've never played to be in it. God you're dense.

This game is going to be a travesty. I'm calling it now.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Kairi Li

And calling a game a travesty over a couple of scans. Yeah, I'm the dense one here. At least wait for some footage before slamming it. Its not meant to be an RPG, its a fighting game. If the combat mechanics sucks or something then at least you hae a reason for slamming it. Until then, keep it to yourself unless you have a reason.

Fanboy/girl idiots like you are already all pissing yourselves over it. Reason enough to expect Ehrgeiz II: Electric Boogaloo. And taking RPG characters and making them into a fighting game is a travesty in and of itself. It's not like Smash Bros and Ness, where it was cartoony and quirky and fun. This is recreating epic battles between people like the Warrior of Light and Garland and putting it in a fighting game. It's simplistic and idiotic, and just another way for SE to train their newbiews on a piece of shit rehash game that shouldn't exist. I can't wait until this comes out and you bitch and cry because it wasn't quite pretty enough. Then again, Nomura did the designs, so how could you possibly not like it? I think anyone who gets excited about Espers that turn into motorcycles can automatically be disregarded as someone who doesn't really like RPGs. Go play FF: Road Rash and leave the big kids alone.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

My god, Slayer X disagress with my opinion that fighting games should have nothing to do with classic RPGs and that Nomura should stop raping more talented people's work for his own paycheck. Whatever shall I do? I guess I'll have to stop right now and reconsider myself. The Nomura fan chump and some random forum anime kid disagree with me. The sheer horror of it.

FELIPE NO

Funny, I just spent the last few posts doing exactly that. Slayer, I have no say on his intelligence one way or the other. I haven't seen him often enough to form an opinion. You, on the other hand, come off like another SOLDIER/Grubdog etc, and are going to get scorned for it. Go back to your shitty taste in games and art and fuck right off.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

No, insulting someone's taste when you have no basis for it is pointless. You and I both know our disagreements start on Nomura. I flat out said he was a bad artist with no eye for composition, design and that his concepts were boring and idiotic. You argue that he's not. Where's your design degree hanging from? You like a bad artist, and I'm sorry that offends you, but one day you'll have to come to terms with your awful taste and move on with your life.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

It's not all subjective. Art appreciation is subjective, art design has certain standards and forms to it. If you knew anything about design, you'd know that much. And no, you don't have to be a film MAKER to critique a movie, but you sure as fuck have to understand film, don't you? Or are you going to tell me that Uncle Buck is a great piece of American Cinema, and that it's all ok because it's subjective.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Oh, a little detail and elaboration? This from someone who, on the first page, basically said what the fuck is this new genre name they've coined, and then a few minutes ago used it as a defense by saying it's not a fighting game, it's a Dramatic progressive action game? Please, you're clearly just taking the view that will best protect your precious SE. If you're so dense you can't understand that words like "dramatic progressive action game" are slang for "rehashed material bastardized," than you're more of an idiot than I give you credit for. Kudos on that.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I don't read every post every time I reply, no. Sorry for confusing the two of you. If I didn't read, hot shot, I wouldn't have known that was even posted at all.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Ok, pay attention junior. I don't re-read every post before I reply. As in I'm not going to read the hundred posts before every single reply. I have an opinion, you have yours. It's a tragedy that your reputation as a Nomuraite is so prolific that I can't take it seriously.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Oh, but I do care about this game. I think it's a fucking travesty and incredibly indicative of Square's entire modern movement of halfass remakes and terrible new premises. I've given you my points on Nomura's work. He has bad composition, it's cluttered and it's repetitive. Maybe you were blinded by the chain wallets. You'd know that if you paid any attention to what I've said in other posts. Would have only taken you 10 minutes, junior.

Nomura does shitty design (and yes, he can be a bad artist and have a job. George Lucas keeps getting to make movies, and he's one of the worst dialogue writers in Hollywood). None of the modern Square rehashes have been anything but training exercises for new people who clearly aren't up to snuff. Square has tried this option before, and it turned out fucking horrible. Wow, three wrongs sure do lead to good things. Just because you disagree with my points doesn't mean I haven't made them, ace. Keep up.

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This is precisely why I'm not buying into the next gen. Game concepts in RPGs and/or spin-offs suck balls now.

FELIPE NO

It is safe to say you're the only person who thinks this game looks "coo."

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by Metal Sphere

Just dropping in with the latest characters revealed to be in Dissidia, Tidus and Jecht (YOU BEEN EATIN' RIGHT BOY!?):

Large Scan:

Now, I know some people are getting nervous about folks from FFIV-VI being conspicuously absent but we'll just have to wait and see.

No, you can leave the good games out of this abortion. Really. We'll be cool with it.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Hachifusa

Oh, you're right. Guess I forgot.

Is Square-Enix going to give us any actual gameplay ideas, or are they just going to keep releasing what old characters are going to appear? Christ, this game has been announced for a year now. We should be nearing release, shouldn't we?

Why would they be worried about talking up the gameplay. Huh. I wonder what possible outcome we can expect from this?





There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Rotorblade

You take that back about Final Fantasy 9.

You know I have love for FF IX. But it's been tainted by this, now. I don't need it ruining other games that don't suck.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Rotorblade

Konami is gonna collaborate with Square on the sequel. And I'll be laughing at you... from HELL.

More like R-Type: Ehrgeiz.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by Shin

I'd love to hear the logic behind that statement. How can the inclusion of a character from a game you like in a different game you've decided you won't like ruin the original game you do like? That's the sort of 'tard logic I'd expect from Zeal or Megalith.

It doesn't ruin the game, that was just me and Rotor fucking around. But these sorts of games certainly cheapen the memory of characters you enjoy. Oh hey, you like Setzer? Well now he's a little kid in chibi disney world. LULZ.

No, Square needs to stop that shit. This game is shaping up to be Ehrgeiz II.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Colonel Skills

His life is a chip in Square's pile, Deni. They're just anteing up.

Nomura needs to be shot in the head is the point of all this, I think.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by Kairi Li

New interview on Dengeki

Forever Fantasy - Final Fantasy, Kingdom Hearts 3 & 2 - Dissidia: Final Fantasy Interview

THIS quote got me:




The hell? They have a longer script on a Smash Bros knock off than a prequel from their top popular RPG? Am I missing something here?

And the trailer was nice overall. Alot of cliche sounding dialogue aside, Squall VS Sephiroth is cool, something that even KH2 didn't bring in.

Yeah. That they both sort of suck.

FELIPE NO