Perverted Thoughts

I think I can sum up this entire post with a simple, delicate image:



Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Alice

No, I don't think it's unhealthy for a marriage if it's used sparingly. If the couple depends on it or otherwise can't enjoy themselves without it, then I'd say it's a problem.

It's like anything else. If you overindulge, it's a bad thing. Enjoyed in moderation, I don't see a problem.

Wiser words were never spoken. Anything in moderation is good.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by x86

Since "anything" includes poison, and "anything" in moderation is good, so, poison in moderation is good. Right?

What do you think alcohol is, dipshit? How about marijuana or cocaine? Poisons. In moderation, they're not that troublesome. In fact, most poisons, with certain exceptions obviously, used within controllable doses, with build up a resistance to said toxin, not unlike how anti-venom is distilled from actual toxins. Where's your smartass reply now, waste-of-space-newbie #2048?

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by x86

Here, smartass waste-of-space-master #1

So, let's make my point clear.
Since "anything" includes "drinking gasoline", and "anything" in moderation is good, so, drinking gasoline in moderation is good. Right?

If you don't have the slightest sense of humor, that's your problem, sir.

Sir, I have a sense of humour, which is why you offend me. The joke was tired, the attempt was weak, and you aren't funny. Crawl back in your hole.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Yeah, mate. I'll get right on that whole listening to your opinion bit. Right at the top of my list. And you mean did I look at your internet opinion based quote? Yeah, it accomplished exactly nothing. I'm sorry your joke was shite, but you should move on and try again in another Quiet Place thread. Maybe you can run into some sad little emo kids who don't think you're a waste of time.

I was speaking idiomatically.